Niko the Detective
@nikodetective.bsky.social
Anonymous side account of someone
Don't ask who I am, I won't answer... unless I feel like it
From hit game OneShot
Also a detective because..... I don't know!
Pancakes
Not a rp account
DNI: NSFW/18+ accounts and creeps
they/them or I will pancake you
Don't ask who I am, I won't answer... unless I feel like it
From hit game OneShot
Also a detective because..... I don't know!
Pancakes
Not a rp account
DNI: NSFW/18+ accounts and creeps
they/them or I will pancake you
Someone told me this was just my stomach "saying it is hungry" but last I checked my stomach didn't talk
Happened to me once
Someone said my stomach was "lacking in pancakes" and my stomach cried, kinda in a growly kind of way
Someone said my stomach was "lacking in pancakes" and my stomach cried, kinda in a growly kind of way
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Someone told me this was just my stomach "saying it is hungry" but last I checked my stomach didn't talk
Reposted by Niko the Detective
You don't like NNN
I love NNN, it's all about me
I love NNN, it's all about me
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You don't like NNN
I love NNN, it's all about me
I love NNN, it's all about me
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Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
siffrin
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
NNN - Niko News Network
The Network that reports on Niko News
The Network that reports on Niko News
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
NNN - Niko News Network
The Network that reports on Niko News
The Network that reports on Niko News
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GET ME TO 600 FOLLOWERS PLEASE
if she gets to 600 followers by the end of today I will kiss her 600 times :3c
if I reach 600 followers by the end of today, I won't do anything
January 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
GET ME TO 600 FOLLOWERS PLEASE
Breaking News: Niko the Detective uncovers identity fraud case!
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
Niko request you're pancakes give please
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Breaking News: Niko the Detective uncovers identity fraud case!
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
We arrive on the scene to ask Niko what happened
"You see my account was hacked and used for malicious purposes. I mean, look at their grammar. It is terrible. They didn't even spell my name right!"
(1/3)
Niko request you're pancakes give please
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Niko request you're pancakes give please
I changed my handle and it still sends me to the link to my old one when I click on profile so I can't get to it easily lol
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I changed my handle and it still sends me to the link to my old one when I click on profile so I can't get to it easily lol
I take payments in pancakes and only pancakes
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I take payments in pancakes and only pancakes
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
siffrin
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Since I, Niko OneShot, am now a detective, give me your cases and I will solve them flawlessly
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
siffrin
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Siffrin found dead in the back alley
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
Niko arrived on scene to solve the case... for some reason
Niko figured out that the cause of Siffrin's death...
Pancake withdrawals
It was catastrophic
Terrible
A fate worse than death...
But... it was death?
Niko promptly disappeared into the blue sky
i might rebrand this account as to where i would feel more inclined to use it.
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
i might rebrand this account as to where i would feel more inclined to use it.
Reposted by Niko the Detective
Fruit Loop
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Fruit Loop
Reposted by Niko the Detective
The baddy knight
😏
😏
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The baddy knight
😏
😏
i am too easily persuaded.
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
i am too easily persuaded.
LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break
January 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
LDM ball cube ball big cube ball next Rest In Peace niflheim vismuth slow wave fast robot keep going! slow ship go! slow ball Auto? fast dual ship slow fast ufo slow How? fast ship slow cube fast ball lol slow robot in out slow ufo take a break
The baddy knight
😏
😏
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The baddy knight
😏
😏
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon?
January 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon?
does anybody remember this undertale character? his name is togore dreemurr the middle child of asgore and toriel dreemurr and brother to asriel and chara dreemurr. he is the only child of the dreemurrs that survived and is still alive in undertale and can be seen in mettaton resort.
January 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
does anybody remember this undertale character? his name is togore dreemurr the middle child of asgore and toriel dreemurr and brother to asriel and chara dreemurr. he is the only child of the dreemurrs that survived and is still alive in undertale and can be seen in mettaton resort.
siffrining it right now.
Noelling it rn :3
Katlyning rn :3
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
siffrining it right now.
okay i'm going to do this again. three suggestions this time, but no roaring knight related posts, and no cutesy posts. i'm curious to see what people will make me say with those limitations. probably something insane still, but it will be interesting none the less.
i have a temporary solution to not knowing what to post. i will post whatever the first two replies to this post are, assuming it is reasonable.
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
okay i'm going to do this again. three suggestions this time, but no roaring knight related posts, and no cutesy posts. i'm curious to see what people will make me say with those limitations. probably something insane still, but it will be interesting none the less.
Reposted by Niko the Detective
I was never booksmart I’m money smart
Makes me more intelligent
Call me mr rock festival
I got hella bands
Makes me more intelligent
Call me mr rock festival
I got hella bands
January 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I was never booksmart I’m money smart
Makes me more intelligent
Call me mr rock festival
I got hella bands
Makes me more intelligent
Call me mr rock festival
I got hella bands
i always hear about the woke mob, but not a single thing about the sleep mob, interesting.
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i always hear about the woke mob, but not a single thing about the sleep mob, interesting.
awawawawawawawawa :3
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
awawawawawawawawa :3
Sonics the roaring knight
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Sonics the roaring knight