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Nikolai Denmark

@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social

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Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · Nov 7

Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.

Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.

Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.

The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 7h

It’s why I told @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom to call me NASA

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 7h

Clay, confident in not being the laughingstock of college football, this week.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 7h

Illiteracy, considering an easy win over Max

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 7h

You started reading the Alt text!

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 7h

Max, assuming he can’t lose against “idle”

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Presently hatless. Luggage was full enough as is with fuckin PPE

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Was wearing the hardest hat earlier IYKWIM

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Holy fuck the bullshit flowing in this bar.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Radical Croak Agenda

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

You sonofabitch

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 9h

you can’t even occupy an american city without getting laughed at anymore, because of croak

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Pinky. Dierks.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

At no point in that statement could I have predicted what was coming next

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

It will never be topped

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Champion, which will not be topped:
When I was in middle school, I drove a wrecker for a retired justice of the peace named Pinky Dierks

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

Runner up most Texas thing I’ve heard this week: my wife’s in politics, she’s been the mayor of Dewey, TX for 8 years

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t know how I feel about this.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

It was a reach.

SPEAKING OF REACHING

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

Haven’t seen high pressure injection like this since the last time @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom misplaced a straw

$A series of fracking wells. Two are active.$

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

Good good

Waiting on yet another colleague to land so we can go to dinner. Debating what fine repast my corporate overlords should pay for this time.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

Perhaps… a Cold One?

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

SPEAKING OF A LARGE BILL

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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 12h

Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

How do you feel about moderately inconvenient travel?

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 10h

Vision?

As I recall, there was a whole lot of not seeing going on

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