Nik Oldershaw
@nikoldershaw.bsky.social
My favorite part of the oscars is when they play off the sound engineers. Back to your little holes, freaks!
March 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My favorite part of the oscars is when they play off the sound engineers. Back to your little holes, freaks!
I went to a Christian comedy show. The guy did an act out where he married the stool. It was beautiful.
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I went to a Christian comedy show. The guy did an act out where he married the stool. It was beautiful.
Working for minimum wage at an LA Escape Room was crazy. It’s midnight, I’m alone and you’re having me lock The Property Brothers in chairs only I can let them out of? I’m keeping them!
January 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Working for minimum wage at an LA Escape Room was crazy. It’s midnight, I’m alone and you’re having me lock The Property Brothers in chairs only I can let them out of? I’m keeping them!
Probably not having kids but when my dog gets old enough I’m going to make him move out.
January 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Probably not having kids but when my dog gets old enough I’m going to make him move out.
Just saw a garbage truck crush a mattress and it turned my whole day around.
December 18, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Just saw a garbage truck crush a mattress and it turned my whole day around.
When you see a condom on the ground you know two animals were practicing safe sex
December 11, 2024 at 8:13 PM
When you see a condom on the ground you know two animals were practicing safe sex
Hey babe, a buddy is gonna crash on our couch for a while. Just until he gets back on his feet. His name is Bashar al-Assad. I’m pretty sure you did meet him.
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Hey babe, a buddy is gonna crash on our couch for a while. Just until he gets back on his feet. His name is Bashar al-Assad. I’m pretty sure you did meet him.
It’s time for Reviewbrah to take the next step and chase twisters between meals
February 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
It’s time for Reviewbrah to take the next step and chase twisters between meals
found out electroshock therapy can accidentally erase your childhood memories and I'm all in. Let's do it dude I gotta free up some GBs
February 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
found out electroshock therapy can accidentally erase your childhood memories and I'm all in. Let's do it dude I gotta free up some GBs
Here’s to 80 more years of washing my hot cast iron skillet in cold water. “FSSHHHHHH” ❤️
February 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Here’s to 80 more years of washing my hot cast iron skillet in cold water. “FSSHHHHHH” ❤️
There is something so twisted about a smile-which usually represents something good by the way-being an omen of evil. Imagine an entity who gives you a big thumbs up but he doesn’t mean it all…
February 4, 2024 at 11:14 PM
There is something so twisted about a smile-which usually represents something good by the way-being an omen of evil. Imagine an entity who gives you a big thumbs up but he doesn’t mean it all…
Remembering the time I asked my mom if she had any favorite movies and she said “Let me think… Radio, I Am Sam… The Other Sister… maybe Rainman. There are so many great movies.”
February 3, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Remembering the time I asked my mom if she had any favorite movies and she said “Let me think… Radio, I Am Sam… The Other Sister… maybe Rainman. There are so many great movies.”
My girlfriend has a huge fucked up knife that she uses to open packages. I, though a man, own no knives at all. This is just one example of how our relationship is queer.
December 17, 2023 at 9:53 PM
My girlfriend has a huge fucked up knife that she uses to open packages. I, though a man, own no knives at all. This is just one example of how our relationship is queer.
The tree is going right up that little perv’s ass and all he’s saying is “😏”
December 3, 2023 at 5:53 AM
The tree is going right up that little perv’s ass and all he’s saying is “😏”
George Santos has entered the pantheon of evil LGBT icons alongside Pennywise and The Babadook
December 3, 2023 at 5:52 AM
George Santos has entered the pantheon of evil LGBT icons alongside Pennywise and The Babadook
A dutch oven from these freaks would take your life
December 1, 2023 at 5:32 AM
A dutch oven from these freaks would take your life
It would be so funny if these were the only two things in his collection. Both stored in the same room, alphabetized.
November 26, 2023 at 2:42 AM
It would be so funny if these were the only two things in his collection. Both stored in the same room, alphabetized.
George W. Bush was kind of like the Boruto of George Bushes
November 24, 2023 at 11:56 PM
George W. Bush was kind of like the Boruto of George Bushes
The hands are a big tell for how cucked by geezerdom someone is. When you look at Ridley Scott’s hands it’s clear that he might actually live forever. He’s 86 with the meaty, virile hands of a 49 year old
November 24, 2023 at 5:09 PM
The hands are a big tell for how cucked by geezerdom someone is. When you look at Ridley Scott’s hands it’s clear that he might actually live forever. He’s 86 with the meaty, virile hands of a 49 year old
The Macy’s Parade balloon mishaps are planned events
November 23, 2023 at 8:45 PM
The Macy’s Parade balloon mishaps are planned events