I say as my phone charger KOs my water bottle. All of which I do actually need daily. Ugh.

SAME ITS BEEN YEARS

And I say that because this specific southern belle will sound condescending and soft in NYC. They’ll eat her, and our profit, for breakfast. Don’t fuckin touch my hair when you’re giving me good news, where was the consent? I truly don’t think they’ll do well up there without me or the CEO

You look so happy that the glow eliminates any signs of exhaustion.

A friend died, after a battle with MS that was longer than my 29 years, she is free of pain, but I hope she got to keep the joy that she emanated. Happy Birthday, birthday twin.

I DIDNT CARE UNTIL THE SOCIAL MEDIA ROBOTS TOLD ME TO CARW AND NOW IM HAVING DREAMS ABOUT MeN

This is alarmingly ambiguous and i don’t love it. Do you want the sentiment to be the same? He doesn’t deserve any celebrations the way Rob does