Gem
@nimmette.bsky.social
Yep, wouldn’t attempt to raise a toddler or train a dog like that but keep doing it with this oaf and letting him win.
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Yep, wouldn’t attempt to raise a toddler or train a dog like that but keep doing it with this oaf and letting him win.
Why would she ever say something so definitive. She’s so bad at this.
January 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Why would she ever say something so definitive. She’s so bad at this.
Watching them pretend this planned press conference with him joining was not in fact planned to announce that he was joining. Just a lovely coincidence. Now his bile starts to flow.
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Watching them pretend this planned press conference with him joining was not in fact planned to announce that he was joining. Just a lovely coincidence. Now his bile starts to flow.
Makes you proud, doesn’t it 😒
January 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Makes you proud, doesn’t it 😒
Lewis I can feel my brain cells dying listening to it. Not a clue what he’s talking about. Monotonous dribble.
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Lewis I can feel my brain cells dying listening to it. Not a clue what he’s talking about. Monotonous dribble.
It will only last a couple of days for exactly this reason, so on that basis I’m happy to also have no idea for at least one banishment.
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It will only last a couple of days for exactly this reason, so on that basis I’m happy to also have no idea for at least one banishment.
I too had a disproportionately Kate Atkinson based year. Which I enjoyed v much.
December 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I too had a disproportionately Kate Atkinson based year. Which I enjoyed v much.
Scrooged is the greatest Christmas film of all time. I did enjoy spirited though.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Scrooged is the greatest Christmas film of all time. I did enjoy spirited though.
It was mildly interesting!
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It was mildly interesting!
Can we stop having a national breakdown now?
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Can we stop having a national breakdown now?
Finished it today. I’d been holding off as I’d read this season was awful but I was lied to!
November 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Finished it today. I’d been holding off as I’d read this season was awful but I was lied to!
Think that’s called swinging
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Think that’s called swinging
Almost like he wasn’t a top bloke and letting him have one over on you was completely idiotic. No sympathy.
September 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Almost like he wasn’t a top bloke and letting him have one over on you was completely idiotic. No sympathy.
And it’s loweswater gold as well!
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
And it’s loweswater gold as well!
This implosion is the least surprised turn of events that ever turned.
September 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This implosion is the least surprised turn of events that ever turned.
Yep. And quickly please
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yep. And quickly please
Just demonstrating what a plank she is again. And what if he’d sacked her and the report then said she was in the clear? How would that show backbone?
September 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Just demonstrating what a plank she is again. And what if he’d sacked her and the report then said she was in the clear? How would that show backbone?
It must be some strategy to not give them the opportunity to go ‘ah see he hates England’ but it’s making me want to walk into the sea.
September 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It must be some strategy to not give them the opportunity to go ‘ah see he hates England’ but it’s making me want to walk into the sea.
Wtf is the matter with them. Maybe when ‘we’ wave it it means that but it’s not what’s happening right now.
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wtf is the matter with them. Maybe when ‘we’ wave it it means that but it’s not what’s happening right now.
And their nemesis, Mr Boombastic
August 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
And their nemesis, Mr Boombastic
🤣🤣 I’ve found my soul mate
August 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
🤣🤣 I’ve found my soul mate
The Da Vinci code was so bad that I involuntarily shouted fuck off in the cinema. Embarrassing. But I wanted it to stop.
August 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The Da Vinci code was so bad that I involuntarily shouted fuck off in the cinema. Embarrassing. But I wanted it to stop.