Ninatreemonkey
@ninatreemonkey.bsky.social
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I just called my water a fucking asshole so I’ve got that going for me
January 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I just called my water a fucking asshole so I’ve got that going for me
My husband will have an absolute meltdown about not being able to accurately count the macros in steamed rice and then eat 3 cookies
January 15, 2024 at 1:07 PM
My husband will have an absolute meltdown about not being able to accurately count the macros in steamed rice and then eat 3 cookies
Eventually I’m gonna run out of Walmart bags and then what am I supposed to put the baby and cat shit in?
January 15, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Eventually I’m gonna run out of Walmart bags and then what am I supposed to put the baby and cat shit in?
Alright I’ll try this out again
November 19, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Alright I’ll try this out again
Honestly surprised an Amazon driver hasn’t just taken a shit on my front door at this point
July 15, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Honestly surprised an Amazon driver hasn’t just taken a shit on my front door at this point
I Accidentally Drank Too Much Gin In Bed Again And Now I’m Buying Cabinets On Amazon: A Memoir
July 11, 2023 at 1:30 AM
I Accidentally Drank Too Much Gin In Bed Again And Now I’m Buying Cabinets On Amazon: A Memoir
More like post-pardon me, would you like to see photos of my abs
June 23, 2023 at 12:32 PM
More like post-pardon me, would you like to see photos of my abs
Nerd scouts camp review: The future IT departments of America will be well stocked with Eagle Scouts
June 23, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Nerd scouts camp review: The future IT departments of America will be well stocked with Eagle Scouts
Are we supposed to eat mangos in the shower or what? This fruit needs instructions
June 23, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Are we supposed to eat mangos in the shower or what? This fruit needs instructions
I spent an exceptionally long time trying to find the button to write something in here so prepare yourselves for genius
June 23, 2023 at 2:02 AM
I spent an exceptionally long time trying to find the button to write something in here so prepare yourselves for genius