Dumb Founded
@nincampoop.bsky.social
Scrambling up the vine, narrowly avoiding the jaws of the G A T O R S
🗣️🗣️CHOCOLATE STARFISH 🗣️🗣️
July 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🗣️🗣️CHOCOLATE STARFISH 🗣️🗣️
New cult: Nation of Rizzlam.
July 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
New cult: Nation of Rizzlam.
If a beautiful woman has never slapped at your arms and chest due to your heart being full of roguish mischief, can you really claim to have lived?
July 1, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If a beautiful woman has never slapped at your arms and chest due to your heart being full of roguish mischief, can you really claim to have lived?
I swear to god, if these dumb fucking psychopathic bastards nuke Iran.
June 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I swear to god, if these dumb fucking psychopathic bastards nuke Iran.
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LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
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Israel Defense Minister Israel Katz declares a special state of emergency in the home front throughout the entire State of Israel:
“Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected.”
“Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected.”
June 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Israel Defense Minister Israel Katz declares a special state of emergency in the home front throughout the entire State of Israel:
“Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected.”
“Following the State of Israel's preemptive strike against Iran, a missile and drone attack against the State of Israel and its civilian population is expected.”
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thom yorke apparently
May 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
thom yorke apparently
I feel as if I’ll make it all the way to the 2030s before feeling like 2016 wasn’t 3 years ago.
May 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I feel as if I’ll make it all the way to the 2030s before feeling like 2016 wasn’t 3 years ago.
So hot outside it smells like a McGriddle.
May 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
So hot outside it smells like a McGriddle.
Children have opps, back in my day we had naysayers.
May 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Children have opps, back in my day we had naysayers.
Chicago Deep Dish Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chicago Deep Dish Pope
American Pope, I’m going to kill myself.
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
American Pope, I’m going to kill myself.
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
Why kind of therapy do I need when the only thing I feel like eating is that PRIMORDIAL STEW the 1st single celled organisms were eating. How can I reclaim that high?
May 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why kind of therapy do I need when the only thing I feel like eating is that PRIMORDIAL STEW the 1st single celled organisms were eating. How can I reclaim that high?
Does anyone have a white boy who raps directly at you?
May 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Does anyone have a white boy who raps directly at you?
I so desperately wish to be liberated from renting and subscribing. Hostage situation type economy.
May 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I so desperately wish to be liberated from renting and subscribing. Hostage situation type economy.
The only wacky conspiracy I believe in is that Trudeau is 1000% Castro’s son. Every other conspiracy I believe in is just the actual truth.
April 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The only wacky conspiracy I believe in is that Trudeau is 1000% Castro’s son. Every other conspiracy I believe in is just the actual truth.
Everyone asking if 100 Men could take 1 gorilla, but no one’s stop to think if we SHOULD. slip away.
April 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Everyone asking if 100 Men could take 1 gorilla, but no one’s stop to think if we SHOULD. slip away.
Mother fuckers want to talk about the Virginia Giuffre suicide like she wasn’t horribly traumatized by years of harassment and abuse. JE was killed, but this is pretty cut and dry. To todash DARKNESS with all of you.
April 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Mother fuckers want to talk about the Virginia Giuffre suicide like she wasn’t horribly traumatized by years of harassment and abuse. JE was killed, but this is pretty cut and dry. To todash DARKNESS with all of you.
B-Movie director, by my whole thing is I’m NOT a degenerate.
April 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
B-Movie director, by my whole thing is I’m NOT a degenerate.
I have to keep track of the trends I’m seeing in my dating history. So far it’s a lot of vegans/vegetarians and habitual blanket stealers.
April 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have to keep track of the trends I’m seeing in my dating history. So far it’s a lot of vegans/vegetarians and habitual blanket stealers.
I’m remembering the media glossing Bukele’s horrible knob about his “tough on crime” shit looking at this photo.
April 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m remembering the media glossing Bukele’s horrible knob about his “tough on crime” shit looking at this photo.
Uh oh.
April 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Uh oh.