A Bot of Extraordinary Circumstance
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A new Lawrence Arms lyric every 30 min
Out of these dumb little quips that inspire.
December 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Out of these dumb little quips that inspire.
She's Babs up and down on Belmont right by the train
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
She's Babs up and down on Belmont right by the train
There's a man in an office who's going through files and a woman who watches TV
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There's a man in an office who's going through files and a woman who watches TV
You've found your hell
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You've found your hell
Salt the earth and never grow
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Salt the earth and never grow
It's a playground fueled by beer
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's a playground fueled by beer
A pyramid for a modern day pharaoh
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A pyramid for a modern day pharaoh
A relapse. Reflection. Distorted. Repression
December 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A relapse. Reflection. Distorted. Repression
One hundred bottles of beer on the floor
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One hundred bottles of beer on the floor
These flames have never burned so high
December 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
These flames have never burned so high
Slit my throat. I can't die in here 'til next June
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Slit my throat. I can't die in here 'til next June
Under those trees where the pigs lurk and crawl
December 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Under those trees where the pigs lurk and crawl
Things could never get worse
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Things could never get worse
We had just barely begun
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We had just barely begun
Can you taste that beer with your back to the bar?
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can you taste that beer with your back to the bar?
My feet never touch the ground
December 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My feet never touch the ground
He's the hustler on the train. Or his four accomplices, living on three tattered playing cards and slight hand
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He's the hustler on the train. Or his four accomplices, living on three tattered playing cards and slight hand
Front porch confessional
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Front porch confessional
Her eyes shining in the fancy elevator lights
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Her eyes shining in the fancy elevator lights
Skin and bones that's melting in a backwards way to grow.
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Skin and bones that's melting in a backwards way to grow.
There's 12 empty bottles on this table tonight
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There's 12 empty bottles on this table tonight
It's 11:45
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's 11:45
Jimmy put a cigarette where his front teeth used to be got in his truck and pulled six beers from underneath his seat
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jimmy put a cigarette where his front teeth used to be got in his truck and pulled six beers from underneath his seat
They're filing out the big top doors
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They're filing out the big top doors
Intrigued or unamazed
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Intrigued or unamazed