My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

Still accurate as fuck.

It’s called “Champagne” when it comes FROM Champagne.
When it comes from Trump, it’s called “Sparkling Whine.”

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

Don’t worry - the cost of a dozen eggs is up 700% since last year.

The price of gas is going back up.

And Trump’s tariffs on steel and aluminum will drive inflation upwards while making cars and homes much more expensive.

But hey, at least the plastic straws we never lost are “back” right?!?

Trump can "accomplish" so much in a day because it can take months or years to build a building and only moments to demolish it

Pete Hegseth would probably be furious right now if not for those eight screwdrivers at breakfast.

Today is just like any other day because democrats aren’t babies and we accept when we lose elections

This is worth another watch

This one wins

Play No. 5 of 2024: Pete Alonso with the most memorable home run of his career!

Pete Alonso's heroic, go-ahead 3-run HR sends the Mets on to the NLDS!

Indeed.

I'm so tired and Trump hasn't even taken office yet

Today I'm grateful for family, friends & loved ones.

Also: pie

🙏

So let me get this straight.

If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check.

But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't?

Got it.

Only biological males with cakey orange foundation and 34 felony convictions may use this bathroom.

Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.