Chris Natsuume
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Chris Natsuume
@ninesquirrels.bsky.social
Game developer. Entrepreneur. Writer. Comedian.
https://linktr.ee/chrisnatsuume
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First solo show! At the Tokyo International Comedy Festival! Sep 18. Tickets @ tokyocomedybar.com
In Japan. In the US. In the UK... These beliefs aren’t new. They’ve always had them. All that happened is someone told them it’s okay to say it out loud.
They weren’t convinced.
They were enabled.
July 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What I learned in this election: The Nepali guy serving me famichiki at the convenience store is responsible for 30 years of Japanese economic stagnation and wage depreciation. Dammit, Mandeep, how dare you create deep generational structural damage to this beautiful country!
July 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If you say any version of “If you don’t like it, go back where you came from,” you’re almost definitely being racist.

You’re also probably defending something you can’t justify, so you throw this out like a get-out-of-jail-free card.

But mostly... It’s racist. And gross.
July 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"Cancellations are part of the business, but a corporation terminating a show in bad faith due to explicit or implicit political pressure is dangerous and unacceptable in a democratic society,"
- Writers Guild of America
July 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Comedy through July!
Tickets: www.tokyocomedybar.com
July 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
First solo show! At the Tokyo International Comedy Festival! Sep 18. Tickets @ tokyocomedybar.com
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Updated schedule!

Tickets available at door or:
Legacy Lounge
- legacyloungejuban.com
Bashamichi Taproom
- shorturl.at/3gboL
All Others
- tokyocomedybar.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
February 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
January 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This is gonna be a crazy show, and very worth coming out for.
- Jay Yamaki batling like a diozen roasters
- Me vs. Jiro
- Other cool stuff

Tickets here:
fienta.com/roast-battle...
January 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I have no interest in another social media platform. I'm largely here to make sure my username is taken, in case I want it someday. I highly doubt I will.
January 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM