Thinking of turning this into a journal for high thoughts/things I say to myself while high

Saquon Barkley deserves to play the Super Bowl

Went through my SnapChat Quick Add after a bottle of wine and some beers - look out

Something that doesn’t get talked about enough when getting out of a long term relationship is losing the person you used to talk to about your daily poops.
Sure you can talk to friends about it but it isn’t the same.

Today I randomly smelt burnt toast and got excited, “this is it” I thought to myself, “this is my time!”
And then I realized I was by the cafeteria

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶ SAQUON BARKLEY!

I think a New Years Resolution for me is to drink more wine

I called someone a “dick shit” in traffic today. Didn’t even thing about it, just rolled off the tounge

I don’t understand these young kids in the gym. Wearing slides to the gym then working out in just socks, and WHITE at that 🤢 then proceed to use only machines, makes no sense
But god forbid we millennials wear ankle socks