You should try Armenian coffee next. Or Greek coffee.
December 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You should try Armenian coffee next. Or Greek coffee.
Only if there's a fat royalty check waiting for me at home.
December 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Only if there's a fat royalty check waiting for me at home.
Roger Waters GIF
Alt: Roger Waters applauding menacingly.
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Unless you are descended from turkeys.
December 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Unless you are descended from turkeys.
Tiny magic balls, though.
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Tiny magic balls, though.
If I don't get kicked in the head by a camel did I really worship the lord?
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I don't get kicked in the head by a camel did I really worship the lord?
Oh no. Kramer vs Kramer.
December 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh no. Kramer vs Kramer.
One of these days he's gonna get organazized.
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
One of these days he's gonna get organazized.
To the tune of Daddy's Car:
🎵shitting in the toilet caaaar🎵
🎵shitting in the toilet caaaar🎵
Eno Hyde - Daddy's Car
YouTube video by Warp Records
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
To the tune of Daddy's Car:
🎵shitting in the toilet caaaar🎵
🎵shitting in the toilet caaaar🎵
GOD: but this will be true only in that Me-forsaken nation that will be called the United States of America. Everywhere else, scampi will be what they call a particular langoustine. I hate that guy.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
GOD: but this will be true only in that Me-forsaken nation that will be called the United States of America. Everywhere else, scampi will be what they call a particular langoustine. I hate that guy.
By 2011 Epstein had already:
-registered as a sex offender
-plead guilty to solicitation of prostitution with a minor under the age of 18
-settled multiple civil lawsuits brought against him by victims
www.npr.org/2025/07/25/n...
-registered as a sex offender
-plead guilty to solicitation of prostitution with a minor under the age of 18
-settled multiple civil lawsuits brought against him by victims
www.npr.org/2025/07/25/n...
Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
And this particular photo of PG is from 2011. Troubling lack of awareness on his part, if so.
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
And this particular photo of PG is from 2011. Troubling lack of awareness on his part, if so.
The Trump-Kennedy Center --Michael Scott
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Trump-Kennedy Center --Michael Scott
But why would he accept the invitation?
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
But why would he accept the invitation?
The detachable model is extra.
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The detachable model is extra.