The Ninja Comic
@ninjacomic.bsky.social
Formerly Stuffmybrosays (@Stuffmybrosays2) from the old place
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
Bad jokes mostly
Failed writer of books
I'm from "the time before"
I just ruined both rent and The Muppets in my head. Instead of casting Kermit, as Mark, I cast Kermit as Roger. That immediately made Piggy Mimi. Ralph the dig as Tom Collins?
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I just ruined both rent and The Muppets in my head. Instead of casting Kermit, as Mark, I cast Kermit as Roger. That immediately made Piggy Mimi. Ralph the dig as Tom Collins?
I've become that old (tech) guy that yells at the cloud.
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I've become that old (tech) guy that yells at the cloud.
At Dairy Queen, are the people that make the sundaes considered artists? Baristas? Chemists? Whatever it is, they're not paid enough.
December 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
At Dairy Queen, are the people that make the sundaes considered artists? Baristas? Chemists? Whatever it is, they're not paid enough.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Today's word of the day is 'jovial'.
Well, that's fun.
Well, that's fun.
December 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today's word of the day is 'jovial'.
Well, that's fun.
Well, that's fun.
Remember back when Google search worked and wasn't full of AI crap? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Remember back when Google search worked and wasn't full of AI crap? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I don't mean to appear like a "reply guy." But some of you drop straight lines that simply beg me to quip.
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don't mean to appear like a "reply guy." But some of you drop straight lines that simply beg me to quip.
I'm so old I'm requisitioning a sword and armor. I figure enough people are calling me sir, I might as well have the trappings.
Where does one acquire a warhorse?
#joke
Where does one acquire a warhorse?
#joke
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm so old I'm requisitioning a sword and armor. I figure enough people are calling me sir, I might as well have the trappings.
Where does one acquire a warhorse?
#joke
Where does one acquire a warhorse?
#joke
When caring for a baby, everything is a song. Changing diapers, folding laundry, and even burping. I was halfway through the goat song when I realized I was being recorded.
I wish I had a better singing voice. I'd be the next Justin Bieber. He went big with a baby song, right?
I wish I had a better singing voice. I'd be the next Justin Bieber. He went big with a baby song, right?
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When caring for a baby, everything is a song. Changing diapers, folding laundry, and even burping. I was halfway through the goat song when I realized I was being recorded.
I wish I had a better singing voice. I'd be the next Justin Bieber. He went big with a baby song, right?
I wish I had a better singing voice. I'd be the next Justin Bieber. He went big with a baby song, right?
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I always thought those baby dolls that wet were not very realistic. Pour in water and it leaks out immediately. And the doll smells funny after a while.
It's only when you have a baby, do you realize just how accurate it is.
Including the smell.
#joke #parentoftheyear
It's only when you have a baby, do you realize just how accurate it is.
Including the smell.
#joke #parentoftheyear
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I always thought those baby dolls that wet were not very realistic. Pour in water and it leaks out immediately. And the doll smells funny after a while.
It's only when you have a baby, do you realize just how accurate it is.
Including the smell.
#joke #parentoftheyear
It's only when you have a baby, do you realize just how accurate it is.
Including the smell.
#joke #parentoftheyear
What bizarre bio-chemical mishap causes one armpit to smell worse than the other?
#showerthoughts #joke
#showerthoughts #joke
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What bizarre bio-chemical mishap causes one armpit to smell worse than the other?
#showerthoughts #joke
#showerthoughts #joke
Is it just me or does it seem like the new HE clothes washers just redistribute the dirt in laundry evenly throughout the clothes?
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is it just me or does it seem like the new HE clothes washers just redistribute the dirt in laundry evenly throughout the clothes?
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh, the horrible vile things I've done for a Klondike Bar.
December 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh, the horrible vile things I've done for a Klondike Bar.
I miss Blockbuster and Hollywood video stores. Nothing helped you make a movie choice more than desperation and "Well, I'm already here." It meant a lot of movies that nobody would watch got some screen time.
#joke
#joke
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I miss Blockbuster and Hollywood video stores. Nothing helped you make a movie choice more than desperation and "Well, I'm already here." It meant a lot of movies that nobody would watch got some screen time.
#joke
#joke
The real problem with finding a billion little baby spiders crawling around is that they're too small to identify. Are they orb spiders, Black widows, Brown recluse?
Either way, once you burn down the house, you've gotten rid of the spiders and the glitter from an earlier joke.
Either way, once you burn down the house, you've gotten rid of the spiders and the glitter from an earlier joke.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The real problem with finding a billion little baby spiders crawling around is that they're too small to identify. Are they orb spiders, Black widows, Brown recluse?
Either way, once you burn down the house, you've gotten rid of the spiders and the glitter from an earlier joke.
Either way, once you burn down the house, you've gotten rid of the spiders and the glitter from an earlier joke.
I understand that a vacuum can't transmit noise. If we put people in an airtight container and pump out the air, one way or another, they'll be quiet.
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I understand that a vacuum can't transmit noise. If we put people in an airtight container and pump out the air, one way or another, they'll be quiet.
Sweet Caroline, a song that everybody sings along to regardless of singing skill.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sweet Caroline, a song that everybody sings along to regardless of singing skill.