Monkey Ninja
ninjamonkey73.bsky.social
Monkey Ninja
@ninjamonkey73.bsky.social
My fur nephews: Mason on the left, and Jax on the right, on this year's Christmas card.
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Birds Are Weird™
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I make a menu and write down how long item each needs to cook. I beat my ADHD forgetfulness by setting up alerts for when each needs to start. Do I have that many burners/that much room in the oven? What can be made ahead and heated right before?
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Providence, RI had over 32,000.
October 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
New England hiker and former Girl Scout leader here. The best thing scouts taught me was no cotton touching the skin (it takes forever to dry), and to not just wear layers but take them off and put them back on as needed so you don't sweat. Used to overdress in the cool and then overheat.
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I read this sitting in the car, in the garage, with the door open and no will to get out.
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I often wonder if people say nonsense like "remember this thing that is still completely widely available, but I will pretend it is gone" solely for the clicks.
July 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'll bet that place serves a pretty great Amontillado...
June 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Merlin: Your bird of the day is a mourning dove!
Me: Great, one always wakes me up at dawn, right outside my window.
Mourning dove, for 2 days: 🙊
June 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
With a tasseled rug. The peak of class. 12/10, would purchase something.
May 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Gah
May 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'll have a grinder and a cabinet for lunch.
March 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
One day, you wake up and you have a bird app. And you use that bird app EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you hear a bird and can open your phone. I've been using Merlin for a couple of years and I absolutely love it.
March 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Memorize at least a minute of a Shakespeare soliloquy and recite it.
February 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Peanut butter blossoms. In Rhode Island, in case that's regional.
December 22, 2024 at 1:01 PM