Every time you hit a certain milestone, put on another pair of pants on top of the previous pair.

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

the federal government is being disemboweled and you’d never know it.

Directly, it could be your only pc if you were really determined (and had enough usb accessories)