Ninja-Jordan
@ninjaxjordan.bsky.social
I'm a video game critic, enthusiast and self-trained Ninja.
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https://opencritic.com/critic/378/jordan-biordi
They were locked in a room debating if they should let people have traditional 3-lap races online, or customizable items. They decided this was more important.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They were locked in a room debating if they should let people have traditional 3-lap races online, or customizable items. They decided this was more important.
You're not gonna like when Samus, narrates to herself "Looks like the real Prime Beyond, was the Four Metroids we made along the way."
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You're not gonna like when Samus, narrates to herself "Looks like the real Prime Beyond, was the Four Metroids we made along the way."
Oh thank GOD I'm not the only person who said this!
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond (Nintendo Switch 2) Review - CGMagazine
While Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is incredibly fun as a straightforward shooter, its more guided nature and excessive handholding may deter hardcore fans of the series and genre.
www.cgmagonline.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh thank GOD I'm not the only person who said this!
You know what...that's actually a really fair assessment of it, though it's still not what I would've wanted for a Metroid 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You know what...that's actually a really fair assessment of it, though it's still not what I would've wanted for a Metroid 🤣
Should've posted this sooner 😂 this was like...moments after.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Should've posted this sooner 😂 this was like...moments after.
Because, as was evidenced with Pokémon Scar/Vio, gamers will forgive A LOT of bullshit if a game has an open world.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Because, as was evidenced with Pokémon Scar/Vio, gamers will forgive A LOT of bullshit if a game has an open world.
For DKB, that banger ending
For MKW, uninstalling it to make room for Kirby Air Riders.
For MKW, uninstalling it to make room for Kirby Air Riders.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For DKB, that banger ending
For MKW, uninstalling it to make room for Kirby Air Riders.
For MKW, uninstalling it to make room for Kirby Air Riders.
Lol so glad someone other than me said it. $112 Canadian Funbucks for some of the worst tracks and a meaningless open world they do NOTHING with.
If this gets the award...well it'll be just another on the thousands of reasons the VGAs are meaningless 😅
If this gets the award...well it'll be just another on the thousands of reasons the VGAs are meaningless 😅
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lol so glad someone other than me said it. $112 Canadian Funbucks for some of the worst tracks and a meaningless open world they do NOTHING with.
If this gets the award...well it'll be just another on the thousands of reasons the VGAs are meaningless 😅
If this gets the award...well it'll be just another on the thousands of reasons the VGAs are meaningless 😅
Why is Edna Mode testifying before congress?
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why is Edna Mode testifying before congress?
Obviously it's Playstation Twosdays
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Obviously it's Playstation Twosdays
You're free to elaborate on why it's bad, or why they supposedly died.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You're free to elaborate on why it's bad, or why they supposedly died.
The intro of the Silent Hill 2 remake is RUINED by the behind-the-back camera, because you lose that eerie sense of being watched from the distance
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The intro of the Silent Hill 2 remake is RUINED by the behind-the-back camera, because you lose that eerie sense of being watched from the distance
TANK CONTROLS AND FIXED CAMERA ANGELS ARE BAD!!!
Actually, in horror games where they're primarily used, tank controls work to make movement more stressful and instill the feeling the game is working against you, and fixed camera angels work to dissorient the player.
NO! THEY'RE STUPID AND BAD!
Actually, in horror games where they're primarily used, tank controls work to make movement more stressful and instill the feeling the game is working against you, and fixed camera angels work to dissorient the player.
NO! THEY'RE STUPID AND BAD!
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
TANK CONTROLS AND FIXED CAMERA ANGELS ARE BAD!!!
Actually, in horror games where they're primarily used, tank controls work to make movement more stressful and instill the feeling the game is working against you, and fixed camera angels work to dissorient the player.
NO! THEY'RE STUPID AND BAD!
Actually, in horror games where they're primarily used, tank controls work to make movement more stressful and instill the feeling the game is working against you, and fixed camera angels work to dissorient the player.
NO! THEY'RE STUPID AND BAD!
Lol the game was already essentially you vs. bots if you played on anything other than PC. At least they finally put a name on it
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Lol the game was already essentially you vs. bots if you played on anything other than PC. At least they finally put a name on it
Which is especially rich coming from Ubisoft since this image exists
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Which is especially rich coming from Ubisoft since this image exists
Ash finally nutted up and evolved Pikachu eh?
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Ash finally nutted up and evolved Pikachu eh?
What appears to be a CD? It's clearly a TM
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What appears to be a CD? It's clearly a TM
My point is, no one is really analyzing this with any sense of nuance. Everyone is screaming to the heavens about the "annoying sidekick" based on one article and a few minutes of gameplay.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My point is, no one is really analyzing this with any sense of nuance. Everyone is screaming to the heavens about the "annoying sidekick" based on one article and a few minutes of gameplay.