Canine Cyborg Himbo
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It’s never goodbye, it’s “see you tomorrow at basement queen”
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s never goodbye, it’s “see you tomorrow at basement queen”
If you’re over 40 and both complaining about how loud the club is and stressing about getting in…idk Mary it’s time to call it and hang up the harness
January 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you’re over 40 and both complaining about how loud the club is and stressing about getting in…idk Mary it’s time to call it and hang up the harness
Who are the ppl driving private cars into lower manhattan for “minimum wage jobs”?? How are they affording car maintenance, gas, insurance, registration, etc?? Where are they parking??
January 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Who are the ppl driving private cars into lower manhattan for “minimum wage jobs”?? How are they affording car maintenance, gas, insurance, registration, etc?? Where are they parking??
The grid/map in this part of Bushwick is not giving; try as I might I am not into twinks!!
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The grid/map in this part of Bushwick is not giving; try as I might I am not into twinks!!
Feeling extra Italian today (eating Tortellini and drinking espresso)
January 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Feeling extra Italian today (eating Tortellini and drinking espresso)
Happy Congestion Pricing to all New Yorkers!!
January 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Happy Congestion Pricing to all New Yorkers!!
Sometimes I reminisce about Williamsburg in the aughts and realize how far along I am toward becoming the 40-something NY lifer who was *there* in the old days.
December 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Sometimes I reminisce about Williamsburg in the aughts and realize how far along I am toward becoming the 40-something NY lifer who was *there* in the old days.
Some personal news: the arms are arming
December 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Some personal news: the arms are arming
I will forever be that grl at the dance music party who’s like, ok hear me out…maybe the DJ set would be better with LESS vocal/lyrics!!
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I will forever be that grl at the dance music party who’s like, ok hear me out…maybe the DJ set would be better with LESS vocal/lyrics!!
Maybe out of my depth with this one but I one thing that bothered me about Anora is I find it hard to believe a Brighton Beach baddie would have no idea what a Russian Oligarch is??
December 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Maybe out of my depth with this one but I one thing that bothered me about Anora is I find it hard to believe a Brighton Beach baddie would have no idea what a Russian Oligarch is??
Whenever I am despondent about my career, I remind myself that E**n M**k can’t get into Berghain.
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Whenever I am despondent about my career, I remind myself that E**n M**k can’t get into Berghain.
Just described “Get on Your Knees” as an oral sex Bildungsroman
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Just described “Get on Your Knees” as an oral sex Bildungsroman
What is the point of an express train when it takes just as long (or longer!) than the local??
December 3, 2024 at 11:41 PM
What is the point of an express train when it takes just as long (or longer!) than the local??
Sorry to the trees but the only way to avoid a perpetual nasal drip in the cold is to use 437 little tissue packets over the next 4-5 months
December 1, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Sorry to the trees but the only way to avoid a perpetual nasal drip in the cold is to use 437 little tissue packets over the next 4-5 months
But you don’t understand!! My only effective coping mechanism against crushing fear of personal failure and existential terror at the impending global doom is making myself as hot as possible
November 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
But you don’t understand!! My only effective coping mechanism against crushing fear of personal failure and existential terror at the impending global doom is making myself as hot as possible
Slowdive is the blueprint for a lot of your faves & while the crowd wasn’t giving, they served walls of sound as immense and majestic as the Grand Canyon. I (literally) screamed (several times!)
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Slowdive is the blueprint for a lot of your faves & while the crowd wasn’t giving, they served walls of sound as immense and majestic as the Grand Canyon. I (literally) screamed (several times!)
“Damn everyone at this show is so o—“
-me remembering that I’m 40 and str8 ppl age different
-me remembering that I’m 40 and str8 ppl age different
November 19, 2024 at 1:26 AM
“Damn everyone at this show is so o—“
-me remembering that I’m 40 and str8 ppl age different
-me remembering that I’m 40 and str8 ppl age different
There is something so funny about seeing the national guard at the Myrtle-Broadway station, like yes the terrorists are def targeting the headquarters of fast food, public housing, & gen z with ketamine addictions
November 18, 2024 at 11:32 PM
There is something so funny about seeing the national guard at the Myrtle-Broadway station, like yes the terrorists are def targeting the headquarters of fast food, public housing, & gen z with ketamine addictions
