Nitrous Rockside
@nitrous-rockside.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Nitrous Rockside because all the names that aren't embarrassingly stupid were taken.
I have had a massive headache ever since I started taking reverse Tylenol to treat my Autism.
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I have had a massive headache ever since I started taking reverse Tylenol to treat my Autism.
Montreal Ferris Wheel. Proof!
July 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Montreal Ferris Wheel. Proof!
I’m in church. Finally my soul is saved!
July 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m in church. Finally my soul is saved!
Just ate La Elvis at la Banquise in Montreal. Proof!
July 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just ate La Elvis at la Banquise in Montreal. Proof!
I’m not crying, I just drank way too much water.
July 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m not crying, I just drank way too much water.
Remember when Elmer Fudd gave Bugs Bunny a manicure? Neither do I.
July 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Remember when Elmer Fudd gave Bugs Bunny a manicure? Neither do I.
Some old lady at the bus stop said I smelled awful. Honestly, I think I smell pretty good for someone who just shit his pants.
July 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Some old lady at the bus stop said I smelled awful. Honestly, I think I smell pretty good for someone who just shit his pants.
Somebody threatened me! Said I’ll wish I’d never been born. The joke’s on him: I’ve wished I was never born since I was born.
July 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Somebody threatened me! Said I’ll wish I’d never been born. The joke’s on him: I’ve wished I was never born since I was born.
Is ALF technically a furry?
July 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Is ALF technically a furry?
I was watching A Minecraft Movie at home and as soon as I got to the chicken jockey part I threw my dinner at the screen.
July 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I was watching A Minecraft Movie at home and as soon as I got to the chicken jockey part I threw my dinner at the screen.
I tried to do a Jordan Peterson impression but I had too many cheese curds stuck in my throat.
July 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I tried to do a Jordan Peterson impression but I had too many cheese curds stuck in my throat.
I ate a bunch of chia seeds last night. Can’t wait to find out what my poo will look like.
July 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I ate a bunch of chia seeds last night. Can’t wait to find out what my poo will look like.
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Indiana Jones and the Giant Peach Sized Prostate
July 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Indiana Jones and the Giant Peach Sized Prostate
Indiana Jones and the Last Time He'll Pee without Assistance
July 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Indiana Jones and the Last Time He'll Pee without Assistance
What do you call it when Michael Jackson's son, named Blanket, gets wet? Wet Blanket.
July 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What do you call it when Michael Jackson's son, named Blanket, gets wet? Wet Blanket.
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This actually happened to me: at a stop light, windows down, guy on a motorcycle demanding a thumbs up. Gave him one. He starts chatting, I start praying the light will change. He says my tires are low. Worried about tires all day. Get home, check 'em, they're fine. Ruined my day on purpose.
July 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This actually happened to me: at a stop light, windows down, guy on a motorcycle demanding a thumbs up. Gave him one. He starts chatting, I start praying the light will change. He says my tires are low. Worried about tires all day. Get home, check 'em, they're fine. Ruined my day on purpose.
"Alvin and The Chipmunks" Bad name. Is Alvin a chipmunk too, or something else? It should be "Alvin the chipmunk and The Chipmunks" - Change it!
June 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"Alvin and The Chipmunks" Bad name. Is Alvin a chipmunk too, or something else? It should be "Alvin the chipmunk and The Chipmunks" - Change it!
Good deeds are like a tetanus shot against God's wrath. Just help some old lady across the street and boom you're good for 10 years before you need a booster.
June 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Good deeds are like a tetanus shot against God's wrath. Just help some old lady across the street and boom you're good for 10 years before you need a booster.
This actually happened to me: I gave a guy in a wheelchair directions. 5 minutes later - wrong directions. Worst terror of my life. "I'll catch up to him and give him the right directions. Shouldn't be hard, he is in a wheelchair after all." - If I wasn't going to Hell before I am now.
June 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This actually happened to me: I gave a guy in a wheelchair directions. 5 minutes later - wrong directions. Worst terror of my life. "I'll catch up to him and give him the right directions. Shouldn't be hard, he is in a wheelchair after all." - If I wasn't going to Hell before I am now.
I saw this thing on my arm and freaked out! I was terrified it was a tick. Turns out it was just melanoma shaped like a tick.
June 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I saw this thing on my arm and freaked out! I was terrified it was a tick. Turns out it was just melanoma shaped like a tick.
Instead of saying "I'd love to... not!" say "I'd love ton't"
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Instead of saying "I'd love to... not!" say "I'd love ton't"
I heard Einstein slept 10 hours a day. And this gave me an idea on how to be 2.4 times smarter than Einstein.
June 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I heard Einstein slept 10 hours a day. And this gave me an idea on how to be 2.4 times smarter than Einstein.
I started watching soap operas and I was amazed at how into geometry they are. They won't stop talking about how much they love triangles.
June 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I started watching soap operas and I was amazed at how into geometry they are. They won't stop talking about how much they love triangles.