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The audacity of making a piece of junk and then insisting that everyone use it.

"Here's my paperclip and duct tape sculpture. I made 8,000,000,000 of them and invested heavily in duct tape and paperclips. Find a place for one in your house or your 401k is going down."
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PRAY TO ALL THE SAINTS I CAN HEAR YOU TOO
PRIEST: I'm sure you've heard some juicy stuff.
SKULL: LIKE WHEN YOU PRAY TO BE BISHOP
SKULL YOU'LL NEVER MAKE BISHOP
Priest: I'm fine as a—
SKULL: WE GRIEVE OVER A MAN'S GOOD, IN SO FAR AS HIS GOOD SURPASSES OURS
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CHAUFFEUR, ANYWAY
PRIEST: I'm not a a chauffeur, this is *supposed* to be a big honor.
SKULL: DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY TO ME
PRIEST: Putting up with you is the hardest thing I have ever done.
SKULL: NOT EVERYTHING THAT IS MORE DIFFICULT IS MORE MERITORIOUS
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: YOU DRIVE LIKE A TIMID ACTUARY
PRIEST: What does that even mean.
SKULL: YOU THINK EVERY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD IS TOO MUCH OF A RISK TO PASS
PRIEST: I swear to God, I'll—
SKULL: IF OBEDIENCE IS LACKING, EVEN PRAYER CANNOT BE PLEASING TO GOD
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: OK, WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BOND
PRIEST: I don't know, I guess I liked the Dalton films.
SKULL: WHAT, DALTON IS SHIT
SKULL: YOU LIKE SHIT BOND
SKULL: THE THINGS THAT WE LOVE TELL US WHAT WE ARE
December 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY, IT IS TIME TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT
PRIEST: I can't stop, I'm supposed to get you to the monastery today.
SKULL: I AM BORED, YOU ARE BORING
PRIEST: Just a couple more hours.
SKULL: SORROW CAN BE ALLEVIATED BY GOOD SLEEP, A BATH, AND A GLASS OF WINE
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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6) Rosa Parks wasn't meek. A lifelong believer in self defense, her politics were expansive. She loved Martin & Malcolm & Stokely, Ella Baker & Queen Mother Moore, fought for reparations, Black history in every curriculum, prisoner defense, welfare rights—"any move to show we are dissatisfied."
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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3) There wasn't anything to suggest this was a history-changing event. You know that mugshot photo. It's NOT from this arrest but from one 2 months later when she was arrested as a 'boycott leader.' It's often misattributed because we like the version where the right act is obvious when it happens.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM