Kelly Benzin
@nizneb-yllek.bsky.social
“I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept.”-Angela Davis
I’m a therapist, but not your therapist. 🌈🖤
I’m a therapist, but not your therapist. 🌈🖤
I’ve spent my whole life thinking it was CanaDIAN Dry, the non stop ads for it now just feel like it’s rubbing my folly in.
May 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’ve spent my whole life thinking it was CanaDIAN Dry, the non stop ads for it now just feel like it’s rubbing my folly in.
One of my best lines as a therapist is “we don’t rehearse catastrophe” (I definitely stole it), but I’m telling you now I am going to NAIL this role…
March 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
One of my best lines as a therapist is “we don’t rehearse catastrophe” (I definitely stole it), but I’m telling you now I am going to NAIL this role…
Cat knocked over a flower vase onto my tv, does anyone have a REALLY big bag of rice?
March 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Cat knocked over a flower vase onto my tv, does anyone have a REALLY big bag of rice?
My cats are about to get a little less bougie, please pray they don’t eat me in my sleep.
March 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My cats are about to get a little less bougie, please pray they don’t eat me in my sleep.
When what was a lovely dream about having superpowers, turns into a Star Wars LARP, and then into the worst nightmare of my damn life…
March 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
When what was a lovely dream about having superpowers, turns into a Star Wars LARP, and then into the worst nightmare of my damn life…
Legal weed makes it hard to tell if spring is here and the skunks are out or if my neighbors are just fun.
March 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Legal weed makes it hard to tell if spring is here and the skunks are out or if my neighbors are just fun.
I just had the most f-ed up dream about an infected lip ring interrupting my filming of a Keanu Reeves documentary. What do you got on that Freud?!?
February 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I just had the most f-ed up dream about an infected lip ring interrupting my filming of a Keanu Reeves documentary. What do you got on that Freud?!?
Relationship therapist gripe of the day: Surveillance is not how you rebuild trust!
January 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Relationship therapist gripe of the day: Surveillance is not how you rebuild trust!
Reposted by Kelly Benzin
That Neil Gaiman "breaking my silence" blog post has the strongest Reynolds Pamphlet energy I have ever encountered. Buddy, you will not be writing your way out of this.
January 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
That Neil Gaiman "breaking my silence" blog post has the strongest Reynolds Pamphlet energy I have ever encountered. Buddy, you will not be writing your way out of this.
Hi, I’m new here.
January 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hi, I’m new here.