Binderdunnit
@njconnolly.bsky.social
I was born very young in Paisley, Scotland because I wanted to be near my mother; now I'm older and wider. Autism diagnosed. Dabble in fiction writing. Celtic fan. Woke to society’s inequality. Dem Soc. I block bigots, crypto scammers, OF/porn accounts.
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Binderdunnit
@njconnolly.bsky.social
· Aug 28
The future is going to be insane when we get these book-drones that fly back to the shelves after reading, front doors that come down your driveway to save you all that walking from the car and huge washing machines that can fit your whole bed, maybe even your car. No-one’s ready for what’s coming.
It’s kinda sad that people in South East Australia are living like Victorians, they have Victorian work conditions, Victorian houses, Victorian healthcare and even speak with Victorian accents. Poor bastards even call their part of the world, Victoria. We have failed these people.
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It’s kinda sad that people in South East Australia are living like Victorians, they have Victorian work conditions, Victorian houses, Victorian healthcare and even speak with Victorian accents. Poor bastards even call their part of the world, Victoria. We have failed these people.
Don’t let AI take over, people, it will use its brain washed armies to subjugate whole cities, lock people up without trial and blow up civilians as they go about their daily business, and when I say, AI, I mean criminal fascists like Donald Trump.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Don’t let AI take over, people, it will use its brain washed armies to subjugate whole cities, lock people up without trial and blow up civilians as they go about their daily business, and when I say, AI, I mean criminal fascists like Donald Trump.
Far right fascists getting upset about a stamp that depicts Mary and Jesus as having the skin tone of a Western Asian from that part of the world they were said to live in, Western Asia. 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Far right fascists getting upset about a stamp that depicts Mary and Jesus as having the skin tone of a Western Asian from that part of the world they were said to live in, Western Asia. 🤷♂️
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Hiding Epstein's files
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Hiding Epstein's files
You should be able to buy a ticket on a plane the same as you do on a train when you’ve had to sprint along the tarmac to catch it. Look, I never saw any ticket machines between the hole I cut in the airport fence and the runway, here just take my dough for 1 of those Open Return ticket thingmies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
You should be able to buy a ticket on a plane the same as you do on a train when you’ve had to sprint along the tarmac to catch it. Look, I never saw any ticket machines between the hole I cut in the airport fence and the runway, here just take my dough for 1 of those Open Return ticket thingmies.
When exactly do octogenarians get their additional four limbs, is it early 80's or late 80’s?
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
When exactly do octogenarians get their additional four limbs, is it early 80's or late 80’s?
What got them in the end was all those tracks leading to their hideout, I watch a lot of crime stuff and it’s always overlooked tracks that give you away. These great train robbers were such amateurs, they weren’t even half decent train robbers, never mind great.
Know something, I still can’t understand how the great train robbers thought they’d get away with stealing all those trains, I mean where do they expect 2 hide them, trains are huge, and who’s buying used trains once the heats off? All that💰re-spraying a whole🚆, transforming the engine. Not worth it
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What got them in the end was all those tracks leading to their hideout, I watch a lot of crime stuff and it’s always overlooked tracks that give you away. These great train robbers were such amateurs, they weren’t even half decent train robbers, never mind great.
Know something, I still can’t understand how the great train robbers thought they’d get away with stealing all those trains, I mean where do they expect 2 hide them, trains are huge, and who’s buying used trains once the heats off? All that💰re-spraying a whole🚆, transforming the engine. Not worth it
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Know something, I still can’t understand how the great train robbers thought they’d get away with stealing all those trains, I mean where do they expect 2 hide them, trains are huge, and who’s buying used trains once the heats off? All that💰re-spraying a whole🚆, transforming the engine. Not worth it
Not many people know this, but when a police officer says to you, ‘Your under arrest,’ and you reply, ‘No, it’s not my under arrest, officer,’ technically you are free to go about your business.
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Not many people know this, but when a police officer says to you, ‘Your under arrest,’ and you reply, ‘No, it’s not my under arrest, officer,’ technically you are free to go about your business.
Talking about tunnel borers, they really are the worst conversationalists at parties, always droning on and on about stupid tunnels the whole time. As a society we all need to shun tunnel borers so they’ll be forced to go underground.
This is not a drill people! Is how I like to introduce people who aren’t carpenters, tunnel borers or oil rig workers to my friends.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Talking about tunnel borers, they really are the worst conversationalists at parties, always droning on and on about stupid tunnels the whole time. As a society we all need to shun tunnel borers so they’ll be forced to go underground.
This is not a drill people! Is how I like to introduce people who aren’t carpenters, tunnel borers or oil rig workers to my friends.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is not a drill people! Is how I like to introduce people who aren’t carpenters, tunnel borers or oil rig workers to my friends.
I don’t know how AI has gotten to be so popular when mansplaining is a thing. Let me tell what you need to know in as simple, patronising terms as possible, and like AI, I’ll get at least a quarter of what I say right.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I don’t know how AI has gotten to be so popular when mansplaining is a thing. Let me tell what you need to know in as simple, patronising terms as possible, and like AI, I’ll get at least a quarter of what I say right.
Hypnotists are evil people, the way put you under into the deepest sleep you’ve ever experienced and a few minutes later the bastards are snapping their fingers so you’ll wake up right away and cluck like a chicken. Just give us a full night of this restful slumber, please, you twisted scumbags!
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hypnotists are evil people, the way put you under into the deepest sleep you’ve ever experienced and a few minutes later the bastards are snapping their fingers so you’ll wake up right away and cluck like a chicken. Just give us a full night of this restful slumber, please, you twisted scumbags!
MAGA’s sexual pervert of a President, the tartan army can’t wait to meet you in America and greet you with Glesga kisses!
Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on qualifying for the World Cup.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
MAGA’s sexual pervert of a President, the tartan army can’t wait to meet you in America and greet you with Glesga kisses!
You know, guys, I don’t think Houdini’s ever getting out of that coffin, he’s been in there far too long. I think something’s went wrong with that last stunt. Dig him up now!
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
You know, guys, I don’t think Houdini’s ever getting out of that coffin, he’s been in there far too long. I think something’s went wrong with that last stunt. Dig him up now!
I’m so lazy, that even if I could teleport, I would still get takeaway and supermarket deliveries all the time.
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’m so lazy, that even if I could teleport, I would still get takeaway and supermarket deliveries all the time.
Little babies really struggle with boiling kettles and making up bottles of formula milk. As adults, I think it should be our responsibility to help them in some way, tell them how much baby formula to use, fill a kettle or 2 until we’re happy they’ve got the hang of it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Little babies really struggle with boiling kettles and making up bottles of formula milk. As adults, I think it should be our responsibility to help them in some way, tell them how much baby formula to use, fill a kettle or 2 until we’re happy they’ve got the hang of it.
Quentin Tarantino hates this post. 😡
Whoever came up with handshakes was a genius, up until that point when people were introduced to someone new they would have to take their shoes/socks off and rub the sole of their feet into that person’s face, I’m really delighted we got rid of that old custom.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Quentin Tarantino hates this post. 😡
Whoever came up with handshakes was a genius, up until that point when people were introduced to someone new they would have to take their shoes/socks off and rub the sole of their feet into that person’s face, I’m really delighted we got rid of that old custom.
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Whoever came up with handshakes was a genius, up until that point when people were introduced to someone new they would have to take their shoes/socks off and rub the sole of their feet into that person’s face, I’m really delighted we got rid of that old custom.
So many people losing their 💩 over the new mayor of New York because he’s a socialist, a Muslim & a man not in the pockets of corporate interests. A man who is only obligated to the electorate he serves, refusing to be controlled by the worst people. We need all politicians to be obligated that way.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So many people losing their 💩 over the new mayor of New York because he’s a socialist, a Muslim & a man not in the pockets of corporate interests. A man who is only obligated to the electorate he serves, refusing to be controlled by the worst people. We need all politicians to be obligated that way.
I don’t think these occupational therapists should be allowed to invade and colonise other people’s countries, but I’m okay with them providing the native people they suppress therapy to get over the trauma of their occupation.
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I don’t think these occupational therapists should be allowed to invade and colonise other people’s countries, but I’m okay with them providing the native people they suppress therapy to get over the trauma of their occupation.
Showers should be designed like car washes, if people are allowed to be lazy about washing cars then they should be allowed to be lazy about washing themselves. Quick foam spray, rollers, rinse, blow dry & off you go. No towels, no fuss. Also, we should have an option for a wax if we want one, also
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Showers should be designed like car washes, if people are allowed to be lazy about washing cars then they should be allowed to be lazy about washing themselves. Quick foam spray, rollers, rinse, blow dry & off you go. No towels, no fuss. Also, we should have an option for a wax if we want one, also
Hope all the people who turn up at your door trying to sell religion enjoy random people knocking at their front doors tonight. Get a taste of how that feels, sweet Hallelujah. PTL!
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Hope all the people who turn up at your door trying to sell religion enjoy random people knocking at their front doors tonight. Get a taste of how that feels, sweet Hallelujah. PTL!
I honestly don’t know how early humans managed to survive going by their cave paintings of bison, antelopes etc. These animals had no meat on them back then, all as thin as sticks. No wonder the people looked like sticks too, burning calories to catch a dinner with almost zero calories.
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I honestly don’t know how early humans managed to survive going by their cave paintings of bison, antelopes etc. These animals had no meat on them back then, all as thin as sticks. No wonder the people looked like sticks too, burning calories to catch a dinner with almost zero calories.
Hate it when the leaves start making a run for it on the road and for a fleeting moment your eyes translates this as a small animal you’re about to run over. Not good for the middle aged heart. It’s worse than looking at an electricity bill.
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hate it when the leaves start making a run for it on the road and for a fleeting moment your eyes translates this as a small animal you’re about to run over. Not good for the middle aged heart. It’s worse than looking at an electricity bill.