Tired of losing the TV remote? The definitive solution is to freeze it inside a solid block of ice right after you finish watching a show. You will always know where it is, and the required 2-3 hour thawing period provides a helpful forcing function to limit your screen time.

The Sock Matching Shortcut: Can't find that one matching sock? The trick is to buy 75 pairs of the same one single-pattern sock (not a set of two, just the left or right of one model). Now, every sock you pull out of the laundry is a perfect match for any other sock. Never lose a pair again!

Mark. "May the Force be with you... ALWAYS!"

Happy Happy Festivus to you too. Jerry Stiller, what an honor it must have been working with such a talented legend.

Yes- calling him that is too light. He is an idiot and also tarnishing the Kennedy name forever.

Hey, from a fellow Livingston Lancer, I have 3 out of 4 of those. Thanks for the memories Jason...Festivus is coming soon.

Looks like a pineapple when you don't cut it deep enough.

That would be the best solution. Unfortunately, it has become too political and no one seems to want to fix it, ever!!