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njl.bsky.social
@njl.bsky.social
Things I do not represent: my employer, the Lollipop Kids, or your mom
She’s turning CBS News into the Newsweek of broadcast media
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Just keep changing the rules to keep yourself in charge. Supremacy by fiat
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
They don’t have to. The Supreme Court gave them carte blanche.
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Exponential growth: ✅
Low barrier: ✅
Delayed impact: ✅
Environmental contamination: ✅
Multiple transmission routes: ✅
Herd susceptibility: ✅
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
(Whispering) he’s still going
January 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Is there a word that means both vomit and excrement? Asking for a friend
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Cool. Where’s my tariff rebate check?
December 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I have only just realized that all bug reports would be greatly improved by including a pair of hands expressing the user’s emotions
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
They did what now
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hell I was impressed he could pronounce it
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Great. Now the song will always be “Rocks, Sand” in my head
October 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Only 100K? I didn’t realize that Stephen Miller was poor
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
King Leopold II: hold my Trappist ale
October 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Invisible windmills… harder to tilt at, I’d assume
September 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How cruel. You should release those photons back into the wild.
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
**GREEN**CARD**LOTTERY**
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Are we sure it wasn’t supposed to be there in the Donner cut
September 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Nomination for worst job in Germany even in the 1880s
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
These are lizard people.
August 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Universities are indoctrination centers that turn young people into leftists! So… uh… let us in!”
July 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Took me a minute
July 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM