Well, I guess I'll have to login once a month

There's a district in the Concord area of NH that's taking away school bus service from one of its elementary schools. It's going to be wild.

Somewhere between Kitchener and Windsor

They're bred for the cold, to be high energy, dodge obstacles well, and yes pull a (light) sled. They aren't bred to pull 400 pounds for over 1000 miles without significant rest. Mushers use huskies because they're fast, not because they're bred for the level of endurance needed.

I would strongly consider subscribing to AppleTV to watch that.

My previous library loaned out Kill-A-Watt detectors. Nothing but the detector in the box, so not super helpful on ways to make changes.

I have a friend who did something similar when he worked in a school library. He thankfully no longer works in a school library.

Please tell me you bought that dress and bought it relatively recently

No because she was hardly ever around.