nmdesimon
@nmdesimon.bsky.social
Cranky New Yorker. Lover of whales. What do you mean you don’t have a song stuck in your head right now? How is that even possible?
‘Mom, that’s AI’ repeat repeat repeat
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
‘Mom, that’s AI’ repeat repeat repeat
I predict massive future sales on the Trump Memorial Crowbar
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I predict massive future sales on the Trump Memorial Crowbar
Just one more annoying thing to crowbar off our national property in 3 years or less
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just one more annoying thing to crowbar off our national property in 3 years or less
GOSH I hope his heart can handle it GOSH
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
GOSH I hope his heart can handle it GOSH
Sadly I have plans to wash my cat that night
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sadly I have plans to wash my cat that night
This sniveling little dickwipe
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This sniveling little dickwipe
Stock up on bandaids!
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Stock up on bandaids!
Let’s see all the blobs of smeared on the inside
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Let’s see all the blobs of smeared on the inside
boogie woogie bugle bus. I can hear it in my head
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
boogie woogie bugle bus. I can hear it in my head