Nicholas Kocan
@nmkocan.bsky.social
Just a guy with things to say and no one to listen.
You monster! Look at that poor, malnourished baby who’s clearly never been fed. For shame!
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You monster! Look at that poor, malnourished baby who’s clearly never been fed. For shame!
Time to head for the beach and find some jellyfish.
June 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Time to head for the beach and find some jellyfish.
No, but I used them all the time at my university’s computer lab. Still remember that horrible circular mouse.
June 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
No, but I used them all the time at my university’s computer lab. Still remember that horrible circular mouse.
“I wrote a script. And I gave it to a guy who read scripts. And he read it. And he said he really likes it. But he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said “fuck that. I’ll just make a copy.”
May 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“I wrote a script. And I gave it to a guy who read scripts. And he read it. And he said he really likes it. But he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said “fuck that. I’ll just make a copy.”
They had to stop when they realized if the graphics got any tighter the game would collapse into a singularity.
May 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
They had to stop when they realized if the graphics got any tighter the game would collapse into a singularity.
Hell yeah! Redmond is lovely this time of year.
April 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hell yeah! Redmond is lovely this time of year.
In reference to the former KGB headquarters: The only building where you can see Siberia from the basement.
April 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In reference to the former KGB headquarters: The only building where you can see Siberia from the basement.
Huey Lewis on Sports Night
March 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Huey Lewis on Sports Night
True, but at least my hair is FABULOUS.
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
True, but at least my hair is FABULOUS.
I set mine on Venus and now it has too much atmosphere.
February 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I set mine on Venus and now it has too much atmosphere.
Uhaul really caught a stray with those pics.
February 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Uhaul really caught a stray with those pics.
I’m gonna get so many points for bringing on that thang!
December 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I’m gonna get so many points for bringing on that thang!
Sounds like a realm in ‘Journey to the West.’ Watch out for tricksy monkeys if you enter.
October 13, 2023 at 5:27 AM
Sounds like a realm in ‘Journey to the West.’ Watch out for tricksy monkeys if you enter.
We’re paying double.
September 16, 2023 at 4:12 AM
We’re paying double.
I just moved from Red Tail Hawk country to Eagle country. It feels like the eagles are laughing at me now.
September 16, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I just moved from Red Tail Hawk country to Eagle country. It feels like the eagles are laughing at me now.