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@nnaylime.bsky.social
A girl has no president. Pro-choice, Pro-Vax, Pro-gressive, Pro-ball. Dog mom. Knitter. Fangirl. Marylander. GenXer. She/Her
Cool dad, Chad would like me to know that I'm mentally strong enough to pass the bar exam.
Cool Dad, Chad would like me to know that my thoughts impact the atoms in my body.
I wonder if Cool Dad, Chad is aware of what thoughts his vibes are provoking.
"hashtag, not tonight, Satan"
#Barbri
Cool Dad, Chad would like me to know that my thoughts impact the atoms in my body.
I wonder if Cool Dad, Chad is aware of what thoughts his vibes are provoking.
"hashtag, not tonight, Satan"
#Barbri
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Cool dad, Chad would like me to know that I'm mentally strong enough to pass the bar exam.
Cool Dad, Chad would like me to know that my thoughts impact the atoms in my body.
I wonder if Cool Dad, Chad is aware of what thoughts his vibes are provoking.
"hashtag, not tonight, Satan"
#Barbri
Cool Dad, Chad would like me to know that my thoughts impact the atoms in my body.
I wonder if Cool Dad, Chad is aware of what thoughts his vibes are provoking.
"hashtag, not tonight, Satan"
#Barbri
In short, something I ordered was returned as non-deliverable and the company reached out and said "why non deliverable?"
I replied with "your guess is as good as mine; I've had many successful deliveries from you before."
They said, "hmm, we'll look into it" BUT CONTINUE TO PUT THE ONUS ON ME.
I replied with "your guess is as good as mine; I've had many successful deliveries from you before."
They said, "hmm, we'll look into it" BUT CONTINUE TO PUT THE ONUS ON ME.
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In short, something I ordered was returned as non-deliverable and the company reached out and said "why non deliverable?"
I replied with "your guess is as good as mine; I've had many successful deliveries from you before."
They said, "hmm, we'll look into it" BUT CONTINUE TO PUT THE ONUS ON ME.
I replied with "your guess is as good as mine; I've had many successful deliveries from you before."
They said, "hmm, we'll look into it" BUT CONTINUE TO PUT THE ONUS ON ME.
AND YES, MY TOILET BOWL HAS LITERALLY CRACKED . . .
(But Kohler's made good on it . . . cuz it's entirely hard to imagine how I coulda done this . . .)
(But Kohler's made good on it . . . cuz it's entirely hard to imagine how I coulda done this . . .)
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
AND YES, MY TOILET BOWL HAS LITERALLY CRACKED . . .
(But Kohler's made good on it . . . cuz it's entirely hard to imagine how I coulda done this . . .)
(But Kohler's made good on it . . . cuz it's entirely hard to imagine how I coulda done this . . .)
Two things.
1) Some puppy isn't a puppy any more?
2) is it normal for a dog's tail to be as long as its legs?
1) Some puppy isn't a puppy any more?
2) is it normal for a dog's tail to be as long as its legs?
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Two things.
1) Some puppy isn't a puppy any more?
2) is it normal for a dog's tail to be as long as its legs?
1) Some puppy isn't a puppy any more?
2) is it normal for a dog's tail to be as long as its legs?
Okay, be honest . . . were we lied to by the rescue. Did we actually accidentally adopt a baby seal?
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Okay, be honest . . . were we lied to by the rescue. Did we actually accidentally adopt a baby seal?
Apparently, I need to take a study break.
(He's going to be A YEAR OLD on Monday)
(He's going to be A YEAR OLD on Monday)
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Apparently, I need to take a study break.
(He's going to be A YEAR OLD on Monday)
(He's going to be A YEAR OLD on Monday)
Someone talk me out of hitting return.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Someone talk me out of hitting return.
The time my Corgi/Beagle climed up onto the dining room table and all I could do was call her by her full name and realized that 1) I was now my mother and 2) there was no winning this fight.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The time my Corgi/Beagle climed up onto the dining room table and all I could do was call her by her full name and realized that 1) I was now my mother and 2) there was no winning this fight.
And then . . . I went out to check the mail. I do this on a daily basis, and basically front door to the mailbox is the extent of my walking ability without assistance devices at the moment.
. . . I KNOW MY CAR DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT YESTERDAY.
. . . I KNOW MY CAR DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT YESTERDAY.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
And then . . . I went out to check the mail. I do this on a daily basis, and basically front door to the mailbox is the extent of my walking ability without assistance devices at the moment.
. . . I KNOW MY CAR DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT YESTERDAY.
. . . I KNOW MY CAR DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT YESTERDAY.
Okay, so today is A LOT.
First, it would be my grandfather's 101st birthday. He was a Purple Heart Recipient, the first person to do anesthesia on the first open heart surgery, and . . . most importantly a Victorian Child ghost.
First, it would be my grandfather's 101st birthday. He was a Purple Heart Recipient, the first person to do anesthesia on the first open heart surgery, and . . . most importantly a Victorian Child ghost.
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Okay, so today is A LOT.
First, it would be my grandfather's 101st birthday. He was a Purple Heart Recipient, the first person to do anesthesia on the first open heart surgery, and . . . most importantly a Victorian Child ghost.
First, it would be my grandfather's 101st birthday. He was a Purple Heart Recipient, the first person to do anesthesia on the first open heart surgery, and . . . most importantly a Victorian Child ghost.
Anyone who's ever watched a single episode of a medical drama knows that V-Fib is double-plus-ungood no matter how much his spokesteam tries to disguise what's pretty much catastrophic heart failure in jargon.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Anyone who's ever watched a single episode of a medical drama knows that V-Fib is double-plus-ungood no matter how much his spokesteam tries to disguise what's pretty much catastrophic heart failure in jargon.
IT'S HAPPENING.
(Also best of piece of mail on which to use my first Jimmy Carter stamp. BEST)
(Also best of piece of mail on which to use my first Jimmy Carter stamp. BEST)
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
IT'S HAPPENING.
(Also best of piece of mail on which to use my first Jimmy Carter stamp. BEST)
(Also best of piece of mail on which to use my first Jimmy Carter stamp. BEST)
So, this is definitely a @facesinthings.bsky.social
Also, he's sad because my #Instacart shopper thought he was a turnip.
Also, he's sad because my #Instacart shopper thought he was a turnip.
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So, this is definitely a @facesinthings.bsky.social
Also, he's sad because my #Instacart shopper thought he was a turnip.
Also, he's sad because my #Instacart shopper thought he was a turnip.
Sorry my answer didn't RING A BELL @nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sorry my answer didn't RING A BELL @nytimes.com
May his memory be a blessing to his daughters . . . (cuz it won't to anyone else, but honestly they seem decent). Also the irony of this happening on election day.
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
May his memory be a blessing to his daughters . . . (cuz it won't to anyone else, but honestly they seem decent). Also the irony of this happening on election day.
LIKE THERE WAS ANY QUESTION.
TO EITHER.
TO EITHER.
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
LIKE THERE WAS ANY QUESTION.
TO EITHER.
TO EITHER.
Our dishwasher is broken (happy birthday?)
But my brother wins when I sent him the screenshot of the AI repair place.
But my brother wins when I sent him the screenshot of the AI repair place.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Our dishwasher is broken (happy birthday?)
But my brother wins when I sent him the screenshot of the AI repair place.
But my brother wins when I sent him the screenshot of the AI repair place.
Every other time I've been involuntarily separated from work, I've always gotten severance.
I literally got a paycheck last week for $0.
SUPPOSEDLY I'm going to get back pay, but that ain't addressing the mortgage or my medical bills right now.
So, I'm trying to navigate Maryland Unemployment
I literally got a paycheck last week for $0.
SUPPOSEDLY I'm going to get back pay, but that ain't addressing the mortgage or my medical bills right now.
So, I'm trying to navigate Maryland Unemployment
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Every other time I've been involuntarily separated from work, I've always gotten severance.
I literally got a paycheck last week for $0.
SUPPOSEDLY I'm going to get back pay, but that ain't addressing the mortgage or my medical bills right now.
So, I'm trying to navigate Maryland Unemployment
I literally got a paycheck last week for $0.
SUPPOSEDLY I'm going to get back pay, but that ain't addressing the mortgage or my medical bills right now.
So, I'm trying to navigate Maryland Unemployment
Wow, that beats both my time travel and my "exactly how many categories of veteran are there?" stories
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Wow, that beats both my time travel and my "exactly how many categories of veteran are there?" stories
I can't win today
Camden has ennui, and Adley judging me for not appropriately addressing Camden's existential crisis.
Meanwhile is not like I'm a displaced federal employee trying to be deal with the ridiculousness that is online join applications or anything...
Camden has ennui, and Adley judging me for not appropriately addressing Camden's existential crisis.
Meanwhile is not like I'm a displaced federal employee trying to be deal with the ridiculousness that is online join applications or anything...
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can't win today
Camden has ennui, and Adley judging me for not appropriately addressing Camden's existential crisis.
Meanwhile is not like I'm a displaced federal employee trying to be deal with the ridiculousness that is online join applications or anything...
Camden has ennui, and Adley judging me for not appropriately addressing Camden's existential crisis.
Meanwhile is not like I'm a displaced federal employee trying to be deal with the ridiculousness that is online join applications or anything...
Today I absolutely fell in love with a primate named Lucy and a Dolphin named Penelope and only contemplated the utter collapse of our democracy a few times...
I crash land back in reality 10/18. Pray for me.
I crash land back in reality 10/18. Pray for me.
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today I absolutely fell in love with a primate named Lucy and a Dolphin named Penelope and only contemplated the utter collapse of our democracy a few times...
I crash land back in reality 10/18. Pray for me.
I crash land back in reality 10/18. Pray for me.