Remember wife swap? I want reality TV host swap. Imagine Jeff Probst on the Main Stage, better yet, RuPaul’s “and don’t fuck it up” as they make fire at the final four on survivor…

2025:

Neil Olshey is a war criminal

Remember when you could go to a concert and not have to plan your most strategic exist in case of a shooting??

God dammit, Noah Wyle is such a good actor

This Aries eclipse season happening in my 8th house while my ruling planet is retrograde is fucking killing me, dude!!!

ADHD sometimes really tells me “stop what you’re doing and look up antique tea pots on Etsy!!!!!!!!” And I do. She’s the boss 🤷🏼‍♀️

Can’t believe there is a dude named Walton Goggins… so fucked up

How wild is it that you used to be able to call a radio station and be like “yo, play this song next” and they WOULD? And when you called, you talked to an actual human?? Fucking wild.

Cuddly days with a cutie girl

Jim Carey’s Grinch gotta be a Scorpio Sun, Aries Moon, Gemini Rising.