#WomwordsAndUpwards I assume you are going up!

We’ve just binned off our manager having lost the last 9 home games in a row…

Some of us are finding football very painful right now! Have some respect…

I’d kill for a pie…

Very pretty! What does it all mean?

Ah, a fellow academic! My equally dreadful A level results got me accepted on to a Combined Losers Degree at Nene College. #oneoflifeswinners

And what was the course?

I hope she doesn’t have a Blue Sky account!

Too much fibre in your diet, chap?

He’s never shared his attacking philosophy. It appears he expects them to make it up as they go along. That could explain why we are so moribund when we get the ball…

Hope they signed the contract before West Han took the lead!

Can you sign me a copy of the Raven’s Wing? I’ll send you the cash! One of my favourite books!

Most of those make sense but burying cheese? Burying? Cheese? In the ground?

I will check that symphony out! I’ve never read his diaries? How did he fill 13 volumes with “Mrs Trellis passed away today. Only saw he last Tuesday throwing the contents of her chamber pot out of the window and all over poor Mr (Even more) Brown. Haven’t seen him since. I blame the boat people!”

You can also ignore everything bar the last 2 minutes. Plus the normal season is 82 games and one team made the playoffs by winning only 38 games one year. That’s embarrassing…

Any songs you would change? What book would you have taken as well!? I will make sure it is hardback and in large print….

Oh! I did enjoy it after saving it for years on my tivio box after you recommended it.

Also, 12 bloody years! readyand5678.blogspot.com/2013/06/womb...

What is it? Are they pointing sticks at each other?!?