No One
@no-one.bsky.social
Kansas City local, amateur chef, with a crappy work at home job
It sounds like salesmen have conned him into the "undercoating" more than once on a new car
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It sounds like salesmen have conned him into the "undercoating" more than once on a new car
I cannot wait to see how Fuckface Von Clownstick reacts to the worst box office numbers in history
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I cannot wait to see how Fuckface Von Clownstick reacts to the worst box office numbers in history
You need a 'local', some place with familiar faces who are not mad if you walk in for an hour, have 2 drinks, pay, and then leave w/o any other words
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You need a 'local', some place with familiar faces who are not mad if you walk in for an hour, have 2 drinks, pay, and then leave w/o any other words
The "Bitch, we said 'No'" Era has begun!
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The "Bitch, we said 'No'" Era has begun!
I watched it 4 years ago for the "human rights violation" edition of the WC & it was farcical to a point I can't elucidate. I assume that the "dictator is a big boy who doesn't need diapers" version of the WC is even more ridiculous as a spectacle of why we don't deserve to continue as a species.
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I watched it 4 years ago for the "human rights violation" edition of the WC & it was farcical to a point I can't elucidate. I assume that the "dictator is a big boy who doesn't need diapers" version of the WC is even more ridiculous as a spectacle of why we don't deserve to continue as a species.
Just because you sell it, doesn't mean I'm going to buy
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just because you sell it, doesn't mean I'm going to buy
Looking at ticket prices will cure that 'itch'
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking at ticket prices will cure that 'itch'
Sir I just had lunch...
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Sir I just had lunch...
Threaten the team with ye' ol' East German treatment if they don't go undefeated in 2026?
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Threaten the team with ye' ol' East German treatment if they don't go undefeated in 2026?
"Bunga-bunga party" in time of crisis? Sounds on brand.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Bunga-bunga party" in time of crisis? Sounds on brand.
Yeahhh, no more 7°F MLS Cup finals in December in KC, now we'll just play a handful of regular season matches at those temps every year, in every city north of the Mason Dixon line
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yeahhh, no more 7°F MLS Cup finals in December in KC, now we'll just play a handful of regular season matches at those temps every year, in every city north of the Mason Dixon line