no1asseater
@no1asseater.bsky.social
aaayyy bb pls enjot my skeets u fuk
“j-just one more illegal and immoral horror I was witness and/or party to bro and I swear I’ll finally be happy bro, pls”
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“j-just one more illegal and immoral horror I was witness and/or party to bro and I swear I’ll finally be happy bro, pls”
Bleakandsleek also has cool pieces
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bleakandsleek also has cool pieces
Thistleandspire could handle it
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Thistleandspire could handle it
If meds catch you, you get dropped into a petri dish and you escape after winning a Survivors mini game
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If meds catch you, you get dropped into a petri dish and you escape after winning a Survivors mini game
Easy mode: healthy body, hard mode: dead body, apocalyptic mode: bill murray’s current body
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Easy mode: healthy body, hard mode: dead body, apocalyptic mode: bill murray’s current body
I’d prefer 🍞 (french)
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I’d prefer 🍞 (french)
There’d be a brainrot part of the brain where the cells would all have the toronto accent
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There’d be a brainrot part of the brain where the cells would all have the toronto accent
travel to different body regions would be a gummy-ship type game fighting viruses and what not, fuck you I loved gummy ship
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
travel to different body regions would be a gummy-ship type game fighting viruses and what not, fuck you I loved gummy ship
Fantastic voyage to his splanchnic ganglion and kill/aid the truck stop egg salad sandwich worms
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fantastic voyage to his splanchnic ganglion and kill/aid the truck stop egg salad sandwich worms
I want to make sure cells are at work
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I want to make sure cells are at work
I want to travel to a guy’s balls and vaporize all his sperms and plant charges on all the tubes
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I want to travel to a guy’s balls and vaporize all his sperms and plant charges on all the tubes
Yes I know Black Frieza handily dummied Goku and Vegeta in the manga recently, I am a turbonerd.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yes I know Black Frieza handily dummied Goku and Vegeta in the manga recently, I am a turbonerd.
If i could really bind and summon a demon to do my bidding, a lot of these people (and others) wouldn’t be around anymore
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If i could really bind and summon a demon to do my bidding, a lot of these people (and others) wouldn’t be around anymore
I could scab that for you or do it right with some brackets or mending plates
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I could scab that for you or do it right with some brackets or mending plates
Mfw i see my reflection in bed playing my 3ds
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Mfw i see my reflection in bed playing my 3ds
That Jason Pargin dude had a good take about these bunkers which boiled down to ‘the ex-military guy you hired for security/order in your little underground kingdom is actually the new king’
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That Jason Pargin dude had a good take about these bunkers which boiled down to ‘the ex-military guy you hired for security/order in your little underground kingdom is actually the new king’