Allie
@no1rockkazooist.bsky.social
America's premier rock kazooist.
📍DC
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Post-Election Thought: I continue to be baffled by the fact that the Democratic Party allows non-Democrats to run under the banner.
November 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Post-Election Thought: I continue to be baffled by the fact that the Democratic Party allows non-Democrats to run under the banner.
The 🤌🏻 irony of progressives marching against fascism in the US after spending 18+ months screaming that Gazans should live under the Islamist fascism of Hamas is fucking infuriating — and hysterical because if I don't laugh, I'll lose my goddamned mind.
April 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The 🤌🏻 irony of progressives marching against fascism in the US after spending 18+ months screaming that Gazans should live under the Islamist fascism of Hamas is fucking infuriating — and hysterical because if I don't laugh, I'll lose my goddamned mind.
I just scheduled the payment to pay off my remaining student loans. 🤮
If you, young person, have the chance to go to school debt-free (like I did), I encourage you to take it.
I don't regret @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, but I also cannot say it's done anything for my career.
If you, young person, have the chance to go to school debt-free (like I did), I encourage you to take it.
I don't regret @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, but I also cannot say it's done anything for my career.
March 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I just scheduled the payment to pay off my remaining student loans. 🤮
If you, young person, have the chance to go to school debt-free (like I did), I encourage you to take it.
I don't regret @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, but I also cannot say it's done anything for my career.
If you, young person, have the chance to go to school debt-free (like I did), I encourage you to take it.
I don't regret @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, but I also cannot say it's done anything for my career.
My dog has a skull full of cob webs and dust bunnies and creepy old dolls.
He's still smarter than Trump.
My dog has the canine version of ring of fire ADHD.
He still has more self-control than Trump.
My dog has literally bitten the hand that feeds him.
Still better at diplomacy than Trump.
He's still smarter than Trump.
My dog has the canine version of ring of fire ADHD.
He still has more self-control than Trump.
My dog has literally bitten the hand that feeds him.
Still better at diplomacy than Trump.
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
My dog has a skull full of cob webs and dust bunnies and creepy old dolls.
He's still smarter than Trump.
My dog has the canine version of ring of fire ADHD.
He still has more self-control than Trump.
My dog has literally bitten the hand that feeds him.
Still better at diplomacy than Trump.
He's still smarter than Trump.
My dog has the canine version of ring of fire ADHD.
He still has more self-control than Trump.
My dog has literally bitten the hand that feeds him.
Still better at diplomacy than Trump.
So Volodymyr Zelenskyy is now the leader of the free world!?
Yes. It's the Jewish descendant of Holocaust survivors, the lawyer who never practiced law and became an entertainer.
It's not the burnt sienna buffoon who wishes he were a businessman and statesman — that's for f*cking sure.
Yes. It's the Jewish descendant of Holocaust survivors, the lawyer who never practiced law and became an entertainer.
It's not the burnt sienna buffoon who wishes he were a businessman and statesman — that's for f*cking sure.
March 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So Volodymyr Zelenskyy is now the leader of the free world!?
Yes. It's the Jewish descendant of Holocaust survivors, the lawyer who never practiced law and became an entertainer.
It's not the burnt sienna buffoon who wishes he were a businessman and statesman — that's for f*cking sure.
Yes. It's the Jewish descendant of Holocaust survivors, the lawyer who never practiced law and became an entertainer.
It's not the burnt sienna buffoon who wishes he were a businessman and statesman — that's for f*cking sure.
Dear bubble-dwelling white ppl: I'm sure you love Helly Hansen and Hilton Head, but a good bit of the population doesn't think of either of those things when we see "HH".
Considering how much you like to call Republicans fascists and Nazis, you shouldn't either.
Especially when "88" is included.
Considering how much you like to call Republicans fascists and Nazis, you shouldn't either.
Especially when "88" is included.
February 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Dear bubble-dwelling white ppl: I'm sure you love Helly Hansen and Hilton Head, but a good bit of the population doesn't think of either of those things when we see "HH".
Considering how much you like to call Republicans fascists and Nazis, you shouldn't either.
Especially when "88" is included.
Considering how much you like to call Republicans fascists and Nazis, you shouldn't either.
Especially when "88" is included.
Sigh, it is EXHAUSTING having to refresh my memory on which Democratic politicians would prefer my ethnicity be eliminated from existence before I click the fucking follow button.
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sigh, it is EXHAUSTING having to refresh my memory on which Democratic politicians would prefer my ethnicity be eliminated from existence before I click the fucking follow button.
I just had a Democratic politician defend posting casually antisemitic content by (accidentally?) saying she'd probably also post casually anti-Black content if it made her point.
Is the Democratic Party actually worth saving?
Frankly, I'm unsure most of the time.
Is the Democratic Party actually worth saving?
Frankly, I'm unsure most of the time.
February 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just had a Democratic politician defend posting casually antisemitic content by (accidentally?) saying she'd probably also post casually anti-Black content if it made her point.
Is the Democratic Party actually worth saving?
Frankly, I'm unsure most of the time.
Is the Democratic Party actually worth saving?
Frankly, I'm unsure most of the time.