Noah Brand
@noahbrand.bsky.social
Pronouns: male. Persona: genially pedantic. Misses: the internet circa 2005.
Most old guys in the Senate, I wish they'd retire or die already.
Wyden, I wish he was 20 years younger.
Wyden, I wish he was 20 years younger.
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Most old guys in the Senate, I wish they'd retire or die already.
Wyden, I wish he was 20 years younger.
Wyden, I wish he was 20 years younger.
I remember back in the 90s, when Harlan Ellison tried to sue the internet for existing.
I can provide more details, but honestly I think that summary pretty much covers it.
I can provide more details, but honestly I think that summary pretty much covers it.
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I remember back in the 90s, when Harlan Ellison tried to sue the internet for existing.
I can provide more details, but honestly I think that summary pretty much covers it.
I can provide more details, but honestly I think that summary pretty much covers it.
Always remember, "IQ" is their codeword for race. "High IQ" means "white". "115+ IQ" means "white and blonde".
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Always remember, "IQ" is their codeword for race. "High IQ" means "white". "115+ IQ" means "white and blonde".
"Has feminism failed women?" and "Has feminism failed desperately horny teenage girls?" are kinda two different questions.
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Has feminism failed women?" and "Has feminism failed desperately horny teenage girls?" are kinda two different questions.
They had that same panic about internet porn, and the opposite happened.
It seems obvious to me that if someone's a creep, it's objectively better for the world if they're jerking off at home rather than harassing human beings with feelings.
It seems obvious to me that if someone's a creep, it's objectively better for the world if they're jerking off at home rather than harassing human beings with feelings.
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
They had that same panic about internet porn, and the opposite happened.
It seems obvious to me that if someone's a creep, it's objectively better for the world if they're jerking off at home rather than harassing human beings with feelings.
It seems obvious to me that if someone's a creep, it's objectively better for the world if they're jerking off at home rather than harassing human beings with feelings.
Bold of you to assume he has a reflection.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Bold of you to assume he has a reflection.
Excellent piece. Just read a couple paragraphs from it to my wife, who also loves that movie.
"It's not supposed to be like this!"
"It's not SUPPOSED to be like anything."
"It's not supposed to be like this!"
"It's not SUPPOSED to be like anything."
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Excellent piece. Just read a couple paragraphs from it to my wife, who also loves that movie.
"It's not supposed to be like this!"
"It's not SUPPOSED to be like anything."
"It's not supposed to be like this!"
"It's not SUPPOSED to be like anything."
A human has about 3 quarts of blood, give or take.
A horse typically has over 10 gallons of blood.
Sentiment aside, at a certain point one must consider efficiencies of scale.
A horse typically has over 10 gallons of blood.
Sentiment aside, at a certain point one must consider efficiencies of scale.
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A human has about 3 quarts of blood, give or take.
A horse typically has over 10 gallons of blood.
Sentiment aside, at a certain point one must consider efficiencies of scale.
A horse typically has over 10 gallons of blood.
Sentiment aside, at a certain point one must consider efficiencies of scale.
SO MANY searchable porn tags in this story...
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
SO MANY searchable porn tags in this story...
Jack Of All Trades - Episode 17 (Part 2 of 2) HD
YouTube video by AshOfAllTrades
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December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
There seems to be a very broad problem of "taking texts entirely at face value", where "text" can mean anything down to a three-second clip.
A common tactic, for example, is to defend historical bad guys by quoting their propaganda, without the context of "This was all false." AND PEOPLE BUY IT.
A common tactic, for example, is to defend historical bad guys by quoting their propaganda, without the context of "This was all false." AND PEOPLE BUY IT.
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
There seems to be a very broad problem of "taking texts entirely at face value", where "text" can mean anything down to a three-second clip.
A common tactic, for example, is to defend historical bad guys by quoting their propaganda, without the context of "This was all false." AND PEOPLE BUY IT.
A common tactic, for example, is to defend historical bad guys by quoting their propaganda, without the context of "This was all false." AND PEOPLE BUY IT.
He IS accurately summing up the "counter view", though. Yes, Twitter has become a place where non-Nazi views are specifically and consistently suppressed in order to create a false impression of popular support for the indefensible. That is, in fact, our objection. Good job, Matt!
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
He IS accurately summing up the "counter view", though. Yes, Twitter has become a place where non-Nazi views are specifically and consistently suppressed in order to create a false impression of popular support for the indefensible. That is, in fact, our objection. Good job, Matt!
Dude, I just had a look at your timeline, and I hope to fuck you're a trollbot, because otherwise... you've reduced an entire human personality down to a single issue that YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF. You are either a bot, or a pathetic, despicable tragedy. For your sake, I hope it's the former.
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Dude, I just had a look at your timeline, and I hope to fuck you're a trollbot, because otherwise... you've reduced an entire human personality down to a single issue that YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF. You are either a bot, or a pathetic, despicable tragedy. For your sake, I hope it's the former.
In case anyone is curious, the Bab Ballads were early work by W.S. Gilbert, better known for his work with Sir Arthur Sullivan in the field of comic opera.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bab_Bal...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bab_Bal...
Bab Ballads - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In case anyone is curious, the Bab Ballads were early work by W.S. Gilbert, better known for his work with Sir Arthur Sullivan in the field of comic opera.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bab_Bal...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bab_Bal...
Sounds like regurgitated Ayn Rand.
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sounds like regurgitated Ayn Rand.
The great thing about comics is they get to play with wild, imaginative ideas that could never happen in the real world, like "too much garlic".
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The great thing about comics is they get to play with wild, imaginative ideas that could never happen in the real world, like "too much garlic".
ETTA CANDY AND THE HOLLIDAY WOMEN
In the mid-1950s, Paradise Island is taken over by a bunch of leftover Nazis led by Paula Von Gunther's daughter.
Etta Candy must reunite her old college gang, the Holliday Girls, to save them. It's about women's social roles in the 1950s, and punching Nazis.
In the mid-1950s, Paradise Island is taken over by a bunch of leftover Nazis led by Paula Von Gunther's daughter.
Etta Candy must reunite her old college gang, the Holliday Girls, to save them. It's about women's social roles in the 1950s, and punching Nazis.
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
ETTA CANDY AND THE HOLLIDAY WOMEN
In the mid-1950s, Paradise Island is taken over by a bunch of leftover Nazis led by Paula Von Gunther's daughter.
Etta Candy must reunite her old college gang, the Holliday Girls, to save them. It's about women's social roles in the 1950s, and punching Nazis.
In the mid-1950s, Paradise Island is taken over by a bunch of leftover Nazis led by Paula Von Gunther's daughter.
Etta Candy must reunite her old college gang, the Holliday Girls, to save them. It's about women's social roles in the 1950s, and punching Nazis.
If I recall correctly, Stephen King sued to have his name taken off that movie.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
If I recall correctly, Stephen King sued to have his name taken off that movie.
The rule of thumb for ethnic stereotypes is simple. If you're exploiting them economically, they're all cheap. If you're exploiting their labor, they're all lazy.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The rule of thumb for ethnic stereotypes is simple. If you're exploiting them economically, they're all cheap. If you're exploiting their labor, they're all lazy.