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Screenshot Of Bluesky on the Discover tab: Wholesome Facts: wait i just learned that to keep from drifting apart otters will hold hands and plan date nights Bluesky: You might have noticed the app glitching out a little bit today. We think it may be related to screenshots of Twitter/X so please refrain from posting those for now. gunman: wow wonder why everyones leaving twitter big mystery (Screenshot of Bluecheck user on Twitter) On my own: They don't give a fuck about you. They only care about their agenda and their woke cult. They don't just want your money. They want your blood. (quote tweet from Pop Crave: Sony reveals title of Bug Boy reboot: Bug Girl) (Poster of Bug Girl with Tagline: Little Bug. Big Heart.) (screenshot of twitter ends here) (The replies, favs and shares under the screenshot all read 000) Nostalgia ZONE: am i the only one who remembers myspace (screenshot of myspace) xxBritneyxx (~waffle mafia =]) Subject: Body: PLEASE OPEN: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT IF... hello my name is kayla and i was killed by a drunk driver who stabbed me to death. the cops wouldn't even let my parents see my body because my corpse looked so crazy. send this to 5 people and repeat the phrase "kayla is so pretty" 10 times or i will be in your room tonight. PS i have no eyes or a face either && i'm dripping with blood [Proverbs 3:15-16] "Trust in the LORD with all (screenshot of myspace cuts off here) ms paint sonic: (reply to myspace screenshot) is this real Screenshot of Bluesky: ms paint sonic: kayla is so pretty! :) blue thumb: just got evicted (upside down smiley emoji) sorry to ask this but please send what you can Wholesome Facts: (reply) here ya go (picture of a cat) did you know cats love their humans SO much? You got this (fist bump emoji) blue thumb: (reply) i don't have a cat. quest psx: i think it can pull through (screenshot of CNN Article) X (Formerly Twitter) has lost 99.99% of its traffic in last 5 days X Continues Its Pilgrimage Into Oblivion ONA Comic: (a 4 panel comic) panel 1: (blue guy holding 2 coffees) hey i made us some coffee panel 2: (green guy holding 2 coffees) but i made us coffee too panel 3: (blue guy still holding coffee) guess thats why i love ya panel 4: (green guy still holding coffee) aw title in corner: Our Neurodivergent Asses wood plant: i should delete twitter (screenshot of twitter) Saved By HIM @rockoXVII They made Bug Boy woke. Burn it all the fuck down. (quote tweet of official sony account) Sony: Hey it's me Bug Girl! I'm a little bug with a big heart! (the replies, favs and retweets look like they're melting onto the next post. they spell out "Kayla") Wholesome Facts: did you know dogs made bugboy woke Alt text for 3rd screenshot is in the replies because it exceeds the character limit Fourth screenshot of Bluesky: The posts are all red and melty and the replies, favs and shares all spell out "I am in your room" There is a face in the backround as well. (bottom of tweet from ms paint sonic:) and that man's name was Albert Einstein. Share with 10 people or he will rise from the grave. gunman: ❤❤❤GOD LOVES YOU❤❤❤ SHARE WITH 7 PEOPLE OR YOU WILL GO TO HELL Wholesome Facts: did you know god has no eyes or even a face && shes dripping with blood ONA Comic: "I do not give Facebook consent to use my pictures, information or posts." paste this into your status or Facebook will sell your information! (four panel webcomic is all fucked up with text layed over it that says: HELLO MY NAME IS KAYLA AND I WAS STABBED TO DEATH I HAVE NO EYES I HAVE NO FACE I AM IN YOUR BEDROOM) wood plant: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT if you share this with 8 PEOPLE. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEY WILL HUNT YOU
October 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM