We've stopped using sexy saxophone in our music and I think that's where we went off track as a society.
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We've stopped using sexy saxophone in our music and I think that's where we went off track as a society.
I feel like I'm being bullied by the Duolingo owl.
April 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I feel like I'm being bullied by the Duolingo owl.
Making bread; might overthrow the patriarchy later idk
March 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Making bread; might overthrow the patriarchy later idk
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo implies the existence of Breakin' 2: Manual Boogaloo.
March 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo implies the existence of Breakin' 2: Manual Boogaloo.
The problem with basketball is that almost 0 games have Bill Murray showing up at the end to save the world.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The problem with basketball is that almost 0 games have Bill Murray showing up at the end to save the world.
I think the National Anthem should be changed to "Bailimos" by Enrique Iglesias.
Boo that, Canada.
#Checkmate
Boo that, Canada.
#Checkmate
March 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I think the National Anthem should be changed to "Bailimos" by Enrique Iglesias.
Boo that, Canada.
#Checkmate
Boo that, Canada.
#Checkmate
Maternity ward nurses are all like, "Never shake the baby."
But what if the baby is a dick?
What then, ma'am?
But what if the baby is a dick?
What then, ma'am?
March 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Maternity ward nurses are all like, "Never shake the baby."
But what if the baby is a dick?
What then, ma'am?
But what if the baby is a dick?
What then, ma'am?
Just tree bitchin. Might fall down in a storm later idk
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just tree bitchin. Might fall down in a storm later idk
Some of you aren't "living más" and I'd hate to be there when Taco Bell finds out.
March 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Some of you aren't "living más" and I'd hate to be there when Taco Bell finds out.