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i do all my own stunts.
working on @chronogenic.com and @fallinguitars.com
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working more on phillips hue light integration
a screenshot from falling guitars. a list of 5 phillips hue lights and their IDs are present
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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i can't take it anymore
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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sorry gamemaker, my fault for letting you allocate 18 FUCKING PETABYTES OF MEMORY
an error from my game, "Memory allocation failed: Attempting to allocate 18446744071562067968 bytes"
December 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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i assume that it was fun
0:00 / 2562047788015215:30:07
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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punished for thy sins @shinixsz.bsky.social
i thought of a really cool and TOTALLY ORIGINAL ideal for an intro credits room (undertale red & yellow credits room) i was then shot 57 times
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Oh god
Jockington grows th- wait what the fuck even is this
April 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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mister fox these two lines are mis-aligned with the star and it's making this game unplayable
please fix
* Oh. Yes. She is a real... "master" at it, Kris.
December 24, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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found a really important bug:
this says my machine sucks ass but this is the best damn machine i've ever seen
'your machine sucks ass. is that ok?" (my machine does not suck ass)
November 25, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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WHAT
the dealer jorkin it (and by it, i mean fucking shooting himself)
October 19, 2024 at 4:32 AM