the gag is, i have no friends irl who actually use this app 💀 should i
a. stay here and talk to myself
b. ditch it before i get embarrassed
c. find new friends who do use it
d. get off all apps forever and live my life off the grid as i've always dreamed, despite my needing them to pay my bills

is this bitch onnnn?! i'm about to talk sm shit, i'm so excited /.\