NobleTurtle
@nobleturtle.bsky.social
US Army veteran, former Intelligence Analyst, fuck Donald Trump
not sure what they were waiting for lol. my leadership would NEVER have followed a "man" like that
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
not sure what they were waiting for lol. my leadership would NEVER have followed a "man" like that
been watching since we talked about it. Jazmine, this is about to be the worst day of your life
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
been watching since we talked about it. Jazmine, this is about to be the worst day of your life
must be nice. my entire family did
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
must be nice. my entire family did
tubby needs to learn weight distribution
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
tubby needs to learn weight distribution
listen to some old rock music, pretty much every song is about grooming some poor girl
January 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
listen to some old rock music, pretty much every song is about grooming some poor girl
they will never learn that they are fucking dumb
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
they will never learn that they are fucking dumb
nah, every single person I know in real life, voted for him. they will happily keep doing it.
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
nah, every single person I know in real life, voted for him. they will happily keep doing it.
that first woman makes me so sad. I respect you.
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
that first woman makes me so sad. I respect you.
their DOJ can't prosecute out of a wet paper bag, he will be fine
January 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
their DOJ can't prosecute out of a wet paper bag, he will be fine
i broke my butttttt lol
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
i broke my butttttt lol
my cousin broke his ass like that once and it was hilarious. my buuuuutttt lol
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
my cousin broke his ass like that once and it was hilarious. my buuuuutttt lol
from active duty Army perspective, that pizza line is super funny lol
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
from active duty Army perspective, that pizza line is super funny lol
he looks insane, and there is no way this is his own idea. hunched over like a giant fucking loser
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
he looks insane, and there is no way this is his own idea. hunched over like a giant fucking loser
I saw that on my rewatch. oh well. lol perhaps itll knock some sense into him
January 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I saw that on my rewatch. oh well. lol perhaps itll knock some sense into him
skeeter don fell an brokededed his ass
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
skeeter don fell an brokededed his ass
dudes tailbone is prolly hurting so good lol
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
dudes tailbone is prolly hurting so good lol
few comments.
haven't seen these paintings, they look awesome. gentleness isn't a weakness. I've adopted an antagonistic approach to anyone maga lol
keep painting, looks awesome
haven't seen these paintings, they look awesome. gentleness isn't a weakness. I've adopted an antagonistic approach to anyone maga lol
keep painting, looks awesome
January 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
few comments.
haven't seen these paintings, they look awesome. gentleness isn't a weakness. I've adopted an antagonistic approach to anyone maga lol
keep painting, looks awesome
haven't seen these paintings, they look awesome. gentleness isn't a weakness. I've adopted an antagonistic approach to anyone maga lol
keep painting, looks awesome