I leave for London & Paris in 10 days. Being alone halfway across the world while it slips into WW3 is going to be one hell of an experience

The more mosh pits I get into, the better I feel

Tonight, I learned I can drink 15 beers over the course of 7 hours with virtually no problem… which means I have a problem…

As someone who’s been in very one sided relationships, if this is what it feels like to have a mutual feelings for each other… I’m sooooooo fucked

I’d be a much happier person if my chosen sports franchises weren’t incredibly inept

Pretty positive I ate a whole loaf of garlic bread today