ThereIsNoBrittonHere
@nobrittonhere.bsky.social
2026 is already a wash. Better luck for 2027. Going back to sleep.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
2026 is already a wash. Better luck for 2027. Going back to sleep.
@saltydkdan.bsky.social This is 100% your fault.
December 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@saltydkdan.bsky.social This is 100% your fault.
Someone out there has definitely used an apple sock as a cum sock and I can't un-know that.
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Someone out there has definitely used an apple sock as a cum sock and I can't un-know that.
Adding "eating a whole plate of leftover deviled eggs and shitting myself in a home depot" to the list of family Thanksgiving traditions.
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Adding "eating a whole plate of leftover deviled eggs and shitting myself in a home depot" to the list of family Thanksgiving traditions.
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@miniminuteman.bsky.social what have you done?
June 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@miniminuteman.bsky.social what have you done?
A friend of mine posted a pic without a background so I had toooooo
June 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A friend of mine posted a pic without a background so I had toooooo