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Rungholt-based subtext-translators. Anti-bullshit, pro-human rights.

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Everyone would call me “Sir” with uppermost esteem.
“Outstanding, Sir!”, they’d say en masse,
“of the crop, you are the cream!”

“You are the best …”, but I digress.
But they would say that, mark my word:
I’d never boast in jest.

#poetry #Trump #ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
It's called politics, but it's really just a bunch of assholes slandering people to rationalize their own rapacious greed and willingness to push others into tragedy to obtain surplus luxuries for themselves.
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
May 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I can now conclusively assume that the websites of Swiss arty types are required by law to be so obnoxiously avant-garde that looking at them drives you insane and you cannot possibly glean any information from them unless you are wearing bizarre-looking glasses.
May 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The bottom line is that tariffs wouldn’t help ordinary people even if they functioned according to Trump’s delusional fantasies because the thing that screwed people in the first place wasn’t globalization but the insatiable greed of the people who will be in charge after the tariffs as well.
April 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Classic genius move: gratuitous extortion demands that make the alternative look way more awesome than it ever did before.
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
April 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Knut Hamsuns Sult / Hunger
– Utdrag fra den norske originalen og to tyske oversettelser av samme tekst
– Auszug aus dem norwegischen Original sowie zwei deutsche Übersetzungen derselben Stelle

#langsky #xl8 #litteratur #nobelpris #Hamsun #Norska #translation #translator #bücher #buchsky #bøker
March 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Knute Rockne would say this if he were coaching the Democrats (in basketball metaphors)
March 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Even scientists are baffled.
March 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Would you ignore an alarm you never heard before?
March 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
March 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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He even got tips from Jordan Peterson and still no dice: what gives? Must be the downfall of civilization.

#jdvance #jordanpeterson #trump #rodneydangerfield #männerprobleme #weltuntergang #jordensundergång #politics
March 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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That will definitely hold up as an insanity defense for whatever crime Darrell is planning to carry out imminently.
March 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Don't meet bullshit halfway.
March 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
TRUMP AND HIS TOADIES ARE THUGS ALLIED WITH THE INTERNATIONAL AXIS OF STUPID THUGS. WE ARE WITH UKRAINE AND THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WHO DON'T WANT TO BE RULED BY STUPID THUGS.

#Ukraine #Zelenskyy

#trump #vance #putin #AxisOfThugs
March 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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An increasingly filthy poem explores the futility of trying not to swear about Donald Trump.

#poesi #poetry #profanity #Gedicht #poesie #trump #musk
February 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Recent work from the genre of insufficiently cathartic swearing.

#langsky
February 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
When Republicans are faced with unpleasant prospects, they chuck a handful of sand in the gears and work out the details later. Democrats must adopt this mindset. Even if delay is the only outcome, it shortens the list of things that Trump and his goons will accomplish.

#Trump #Democrats #democracy
February 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Words feel too weak for this shit
February 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While Trump focuses on “anti-Christian bias," many other urgent fake problems are failing to receive the attention they don't deserve.
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
February 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Passage from Knut Hamsun’s novel Hunger in the Norwegian original and two Swedish translations.

Ett stycke ur Knut Hamsuns roman Svält i norskt original och två svenska översättningar.

#langsky #xl8 #svenskabooksky #litteratur #Hamsun #Svenska #Bokmål #böcker
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
February 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM