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A celebration of all things great about Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and some context.
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Another day on Normal Island.
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January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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Why didn’t they just go straight?
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January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Slow news day in Stoke.
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January 28, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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“How’s your dad taking the divorce?”
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January 27, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Is this some kind of sick joke?
A colorful breakfast plate includes toasted bread slices, fried egg, black pudding, sausages, hash browns, baked beans, tomato slices, and steamed broccoli. A packet of Lurpak butter is placed on the edge of the plate.
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Thought this was B&M.
Here are a few alt text options for the image, based on your context: **Option 1 (More descriptive):** A brightly painted blue house with a large, stylized sun mural adorns the facade. A wooden gate and blue lamppost stand in front of the property, with neighboring houses visible to the left. **Option 2 (Concise):** This photo shows a boldly colored house with a sun design, seemingly mistaken for a B&M store. A wooden gate and lamppost are visible in front of the building.
January 27, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Best film I’ve seen this year. The only film I’ve seen this year but still. 10/10.
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January 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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How Stonehenge was really built.
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January 26, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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Monday tomorrow.
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January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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When BBC iPlayer asks if you have a TV licence and you click no.

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January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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Dry January: Day 24
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January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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I thought this was Manchester city centre.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Dos Doom Bar por favor.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Teen Titans really had a villain whose only defining trait was that he’s British.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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This app is undefeated.
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January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Man eats food.
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January 24, 2026 at 12:04 PM