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May I present to you - none other than - your friend and mine - a No More Jockeys image bot

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson […]

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A title card with snow falling against a red background. White text reads "With love to Hugh + Sheila, Bill + Carol, Chris + Margaret, Vinh + Kim."
December 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is holding up a silver goblet. In it we can see the reflection of the digs Key is staying in. There's a roaring fire in a fireplace, and a large circular mirror about it.
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Image from a live game of No More Jockeys. Three players are sitting on stage on armchairs around a coffee table. Key says "This is a bit too Christmassy."
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne has raised his hand. He says "Daddy's dead as well."
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "And CLANG-PF!"
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between four friends, playing a parlour game. Horne is distracted trying to straighten a painting hanging on the wall behind him. The others are joining in: Watson is adjusting something on his wall, Key leans back to grasp the large gold-framed mirror next to which he always sits, and in the fourth square, Dinky Donk messes with the door of the washing machine that he is inexplicably sat next to.
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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To: All NMJ fans!
From @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, @dolorsitametish.bsky.social, and friends!

"Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, but also: watch No More Jockeys and may Santa be kind on Christmas Day."
🎄🎁🎅❄️
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is saying "Imagine if this is how Ian Hislop started his show."
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Watson are wearing Christmas jumpers, and Key a Christmas jacket. Horne says "I like to have a little walk on Christmas morning."
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne says "...in it? On it. With it?"
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call, but we’re not in gallery view, so we see Key full screen. Over his mouth is a little graphic of Key’s own head, crossed out in red. The subtitle has also censored his swear when he says “Er, as in, am I not a horse DING? Yeah, I pressed record when you left.” His Zoom name in the corner of his screen says old mumma flyboy.
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson sings "You get lots and lots of people on loan to other families at Christmas time..."
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key is reading something. He says "Having reflected upon this, that's the biggest load of old bollocks that's ever happened." The others look serious. Well, Watson looks as serious as a person can while wearing foam cut-out reindeer antlers and a jumper covered in shaving foam.
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are all wearing red Christmas jumpers. Key is holding up a box of Sainsbury's ice-topped mince pies. He says "I do go ice-topped, and I know that's not traditional, but I do always buy ice-topped."
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The players are all wearing Christmassy hats. Watson has a can of shaving foam and is oozing it out over his jumper. He says "Oh, dear! The snow is coming down again! Ugh!"
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key leans forward, pointing a finger at the camera. He says "Read my lips."
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Watson is reading something offscreen on his lap. Key says "Is it in the grounds, or in the frowns?"
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "Rollover week! Key to continue!"
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Key both have Christmas trees behind them. The tip of Watson's nose is painted red and he's wearing a pair of little reindeer antlers. There is shaving foam all over the front of his jumper, but only the front of his jumper. He says "I'm covered in snow, I'm a reindeer, I've got all sorts of shit on me."
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne whispers "Do you want to see my tongue?"
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Horne and Watson are wearing Christmas jumpers, and Key a Christmas jacket. Watson says "Don't you worry! I've got a feeling it might snow a little bit later, Alex."
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Subtitle: "Crawley's a fucking metropolis."
December 18, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Rare sighting of Hugh and Calum in 'real life'.
Bespectacled man and man with alpaca jumper. Both with dark hair. Both lightly bearded.
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. The subtitle says "Oh, they'll love that, the petrol brigade."
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Screenshot of a Zoom call between three friends, playing a parlour game. Key says "I wanted to have a game because I've got a new jumper. His jumper is navy, but he's leaning forward just a bit too much for us to see the image on it.
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM