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Random moments from Spider-Man comics. Credits/Link to issue in reply. Not a bot. Sibling to podcast That 90s Spider-Man Show. Run by @whatdidjackdo Links, pod + the discord ⇨ beacons.ai/tnss

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · Feb 14

I've been posting these since 2019 and now I'm putting together an Archive of older posts. You can find it here:
nocontextspiderman.tumblr.com/archive

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4h

Issue: tinyurl.com/yhkwxd4p

J.M. DeMatteis - Writer
Mark Bagley - Penciler
Scott Hanna & Mark Farmer - Inkers

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4h

Batman stands with his cape in the wind. Spider-Man stands with his back to him; he has one hand on his hips and the other raised to his chin as if deep in thought.

Batman: The “Maximum Carnage”™ affair, right?
Spider-Man: you certainly do your HOMEWORK, don’t you?

Panel from Spider-Man and Batman (1995)

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 1d

Issue: tinyurl.com/mvkavjb2

FALLING

J.M DeMatteis - Writer
Sal Buscema - Artists
Joe Rosen - Letterer
Bob Sharen - Colorist
Rob Tokar - Editor
Danny Fingeroth - Group Editor
Tom DeFalco - Editor In Chief

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 1d

Spider-Man swings over a rooftop, thinking.

‘UH-OH! I JUST
REMEMBERED! M.J'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT!

I LEFT MY MOM AND DAD AT THAT INDIAN RESTAURANT… RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF LUNCH! AND THAT WAS HOURS AGO!

Panel from Spectacular Spider-Man #199 (1992)

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks!

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

I always find that funny. All the biggest crash outs are pure unadulterated Parker

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

Issue: tinyurl.com/37mfkt3h

Peter David - Writer
Rich Buckler - Layouts
M. Hands [Many Hands] - Finishers

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

Daredevil runs forwards with an alarmed expression. Behind him Spider-Man stands in his black cloth costume.
Daredevil: They’re going to kill him!
Spider-Man: So?

Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #110 (1985)

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 2d

Do you know what issue this is from? Had a screenshot of this in my files and been looking for it for a while

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 3d

As the Kingpin appears to be pulling a circular staircase off its Spider-Man drops from on high both feet first landing on the top of the king pen’s head with a loud “CLOP“ sound effect and says, “Oops, so sorry. I seem to have stepped on your face!“

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 3d

It’s in a reply to the original post above 👍

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4d

Issue: tinyurl.com/mztasjxk

Issue Credits:
Jean Thomas - Writer
Wi slow Mortimer - Pencils
Mike Esposito + T. Mortellaro - Inks
A.J. - Editor
John Romita - Art Director

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 4d

An officer walks through a dark subway car shining a flashlight ahead of him. Behind him to his right is a worried teenager. Behind him to his left is Peter Parker, leaping through a small open window with a WHOOSH!

“Did someone JUMP out the window? No, I must be DREAMING.”

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #8

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 6d

Issue: tinyurl.com/acwa3ket

WANNABE
Bill Jemas + Brian Michael Bendis - Story
Brian Michael Bendis - Script
Mark Bagley - Pencils
Art Thibert - Inks

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 6d

Spider-Man in his wrestling costume (a red sweater, black mask with rudimentary lenses) holds cash in his hand, and looks down on Crusher Hogan holding their hand up to him. Behind him is a shadowy figure in a suit.

Spider-Man: You okay?
Crusher Hogan: You think I ain’t never been dropped on my head before?
Spider-Man: No, I was pretty sure you had been.

Panel from Ultimate Spider-Man #3 (2000)

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 7d

Issue: tinyurl.com/mztasjxk

Issue Credits:
Jean Thomas - Writer
Winslow Mortimer - Pencils
Mike Esposito + T. Mortellaro - Inks
A.J. Hays - Editor
John Romita - Art Director

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 7d

Spider-Man hears a GRRR! GRRR! Coming from down a deep dark tunnel.
Spider-Man: I hear a growl!
He swings down the tunnel on a webline.
Spider-Man: That can be only… MAURICE THE PLANT!

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #8 (1975)

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 7d

Issue: tinyurl.com/mr43myyc

Brian Michael Bendis - Writer
Mike Matthew + Brandon Peterson

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 7d

Spider-Man: Do you guys know he’s a teacher now?
Wolverine: You gonna let that go?
Spider-Man: No. Never. I’ll never let that go.

Panel from New Avengers #32 (2012)

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 9d

Issue: tinyurl.com/vkbumedt

Peter David - Script
Alex Saviuk - Penciling
Keith Williams - Inking
Rick Parker - Lettering
Janet Jackson - Color
Jim Salicrup - Editor
Tom DeFalco - Editor in Chief

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 9d

Spider-Man perches on a wall looking down on a basketball court with children and Flash Thompson smiling up, waving and pointing at him.

“Hey, guys, wanna see the MEANEST slam dunk in the NBA?”

Panel from Web of Spider-Man #42 (1988)

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · Jul 31

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 9d

Issue: tinyurl.com/4y48x9bx

Jean Thomas - Writer
Winslow Mortimer - Penciller

No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 9d

Doctor Doom, seated at a wide podium, speaks to a crowd of shocked onlookers as his cape miraculously billows in the wind while indoors.

Narrator: Inside the United Nations building… Dr. doom explains his plan.

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #9 (1975)