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McCracken
@noctopian.bsky.social
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He/they.
I work nights.
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Solution: pizza bed
A bed with bedding that has a pepperoni pizza motif printed on it. You know. Pizza bed.
October 28, 2023 at 8:24 AM
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Here on Bluesky you can see her almost completely naked
An old photograph of the Golden Gate Bridge under construction. Phoebe Bridgers is nowhere to be seen. It’s just a silly goofy joke, y’all.
August 21, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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Two panels: the first panel is a photo of the top section of a door, probably the entrance to a business of some sort, with a sign on it that reads “bat sleeping” and an an arrow pointing up to a small furry creature that appears to be perched and sleeping atop the doorframe, and “please use other door” and an arrow pointing to the right; the second panel is a closeup of the sleeping bat, which is very cute
August 9, 2023 at 4:28 AM
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My Uber is here
A blonde white woman wearing a white jumpsuit with jorts over it, oh and did I mention that she’s also wearing MSCHF’s big red boots? They’re huge. Like cartoon clown huge. Like crush your skull like a grape huge. They’re frankly amazing. Anyway she’s seated in what looks like a one-seat futuristic dune buggy, which is also white. The vehicle in question would make a subpar Uber at best, but she could probably kick you to your destination with those fuckin boots
August 2, 2023 at 5:00 AM
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An intentionally blurred black and white photograph of a crow perched in a tree.
July 30, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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An intentionally blurred black and white photograph of some trees.
July 30, 2023 at 10:28 PM
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An intentionally blurred black and white photograph of some spooky-looking trees.
July 30, 2023 at 10:25 PM
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An intentionally blurred black and white photograph of some trees.
July 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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I am strangely compelled to take blurry photographs of birds and things
An intentionally blurred black and white photograph of a crow flying low to the ground.
July 30, 2023 at 10:07 PM
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reskeet with a time you looked cool 😎
A photograph of a tall male-presenting person wearing all black with a red-accented tie and black hair that stands proudly atop their head whilst they lean coolly against a railing in a darkened nightclub and have I mentioned how cool they look omg so cool
July 23, 2023 at 4:24 AM
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Ghost selfie
A photo of a tall male-presenting person wearing all black and reflected in a pale green frosted door, which makes them look ghostly
July 12, 2023 at 3:23 AM
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Pure nightmare fuel
Screenshot from the Threads app depicting @zuck saying, “It’ll take some time, but I think there should be a public conversations app with 1 billion+ people on it. Twitter has had the opportunity to do this but hasn’t nailed it. Hopefully we will.”
July 6, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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been there one minute and already 100% too much zuck
A screenshot from the Threads app depicting a post from @zuck saying, “Glad you're all here on day one. Let's build something great together!” posted one minute ago and showing 1,524 likes.
July 5, 2023 at 11:52 PM