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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
did anyone else get this e-mail from twitter last week?
June 1, 2023 at 1:02 AM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
movie marketing has gotten strange
June 11, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
screenshot time baby
Screenshot of 4 tweets on twitter. The first is of the FBI's official twitter account tweeting "READ AND SHARE" along with an image that says "WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT THE INTERNET BETWEEN 12:01 AM AND 1:01 AM TONIGHT -Unplug every monitor in your household - Turn off your phone and leave it face down in an unoccupied room - Lock your doors" A user named "sonic daddy (single era)" responds with a tweet that says "wait what happens when I look at the internet" The FBI responds by saying "You will know suffering intimately, Sonic Daddy" sonic daddy responds "hm (thinking emoji) i'll think about it" Screenshot of 8 tweets on twitter, all of which are red. Sad Kirby: "ew make it blue again" Joe Biden: "red :)" i love the dang beach: "why is nobody talking about the fact that twitter is red now" marios face (Response to i love the dang beach): "it isn't just twitter" Attached to the tweet are two images showing that other websites are red as well. One image is of Reddit and one is of Youtube. The posts on Reddit are all encouraging the reader to unlock their doors. The Youtube image shows a video titled "HOW TO UNLOCK YOUR DOORS (HOT)" daniel: raise your hand if you're looking at the internet even though the government said not to (raised hand emoji) sonic daddy (response to daniel): (A hand splayed emoji along with a picture of Spongebob raising his hand) McDonalds: Please unlock your doors sonic daddy: my ex gf who ghosted me the entire internet (handshake emoji) ✓red at 12:01 AM 5 more red tweets nemesis of trains (Quote tweeting a tweet from the Wendy's account that says "Unlock your doors."): "no (thumbs up emoji)" ps1 megaman: "red internets got netflix fucked up" Attached to the tweet is an image of a sitcom on netflix that looks very red. The subtitle on the screen says "[Audience Chants] UNLOCK YOUR DOORS UNLOCK YOUR DOORS UNLOCK YOUR DOORS" daniel: first the internet goes red and now someone is banging on all my doors like i don't have work in the morning (eye roll emoji) great little day i'm having here CNN: "BREAKING: UNLOCK YOUR DOORS RIGHT NOW" Attached to the tweet is an image of someone aggressively jerking on a door handle. sonic daddy: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Attached to the tweet is a red image of a small creature standing outside of a front door. Twitter is blue again. There are 4 tweets. melting laptop (Quote tweeting sonic daddy's handshake tweet from earlier, with the text now all replaced with the words "help me"): "looks like twitter had a normal one last night" sara (Quote tweeting the Joe Biden tweet from earlier, but it now just says "help"): "?" FBI: "READ AND SHARE" Attached to the tweet is an image that says "WARNING: DO NOT POST OR EXPOSE ANYONE TO ANY SCREENSHOTS OR VIDEOS TAKEN OF THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT BETWEEN 12:01 AM AND 1:01 AM" dustin Couch: "screenshot time baby" Attached to the tweet are the four screenshots that you're looking at.
September 16, 2023 at 10:59 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
i hate hotel wifi
A sign that says "DO NOT USE HOTEL WI-FI (For the password, contact Rebecca At The Front Desk)" At the top of the image is a notification that says "Successfully connected - Rebecca At The Front Desk Is Now Crawling Toward You" with a clickable option to "Pray To God" 8 Tweets below the notification. one piece avi: "NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU CONNECT TO THE WIFI" incredibly deceased: "lol aw man it's always a bummer to watch someone learn that Crawlin Rebecca is after them" gravey: "me when another guest ignores the sign" Attached to the tweet is a gif of spongebob watching tv and eating popcorn didn't die just missing: "BRO LEAVE" sonic's dead friend (response to didn't die just missing): "i don't think this advice has worked for anyone ever" link drowned: "what was your last memory before crawlin rebecca got you" incredibly deceased: "praying for god to send me to hell so i would be safe and far away from rebecca surf bot: "calling the police to tell them i love them" sonic's dead friend: "screamin" 5 Reddit Posts Post 1 (Best Buy Ad): You will not escape Rebecca. PS5s are only $599 at Best Buy! Post 2: 5 Things To Do If Crawlin Rebecca Is After You (Next to the post is a Thumbnail of video that says "#3 I DON'T KNOW") Post 3: Jimmy Fallon on Crawlin Rebecca: "Please don't hurt me." Post 4: Am I in Hell? (in the NoStupidQuestions subreddit) Post 5: Dustin, I know you're reading this. Find the router and destroy it. It's the only way to stop her. Below the post is a notification that says "Rebecca At The Front Desk is no longer crawling toward you!" 3 tweets and a notification. long gone devin: "RIP" beck: "WHY WOULD HE DESTROY THE ROUTER" A large notification is in the middle of the picture that says "REBECCA AT THE FRONT DESK IS NOW SPRINTING TOWARD YOU" with a picture of a blurry figure sprinting toward the camera and a clickable option that says "GOD IS HIDING" sonic's dead friend: "if you support Crawlin Rebecca x Sprintin Rebecca ships, block me and then set your house aflame"
September 17, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
i think twitter might be dying
A Screenshot of a headline from CNN on Twitter/X that reads: "Almost one million people went missing last night" along with a screenshot of a creepy forest. The replies are from a bunch of blue check accounts and read: Darren Rogerrs: Good Stuff Fighter Jet: Two puzzled Emojis Danny1983: Joe Biden Saved By HIM: What a crazy world we live in Stoic van: Almost a million people gone missing wow they must be doing a magicians disapperance (cry laugh emoji) Dave: eyes looking left emoji Matt: Hello On my own...: Ii need assistance. i am at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ rockoXVI: What a crazy world we live in Screenshot of X timeline: blue thumb: does anyone think this app has gotten strange lately its over (reply): what do you mean Pizza Huts: hey it's pizza huts (pizza emoji) reply with where you are right now picture of dogs: hollywood is going downhill i swear... (quote tweet of Discussing Film: Disney considering making another Marvel movie or perhaps a Star Wars. For more updates meet me at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ) Growers Groceries: We're throwing a christmas party and YOU'RE INVITED SHOUT your address in the replies if you want in on this (christmas tree emoji) (attached to the tweet is an image of a christmas invitation that reads: "HO HO HO!!! Ready for some holiday fun? Games! Prizes! A Dr. Pepper. We'll even pick you up in a LIMO! 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ") samara (reply): what in the kidnapping scam is this post super paint sonic (reply): 3522 SOUTH LANE SLOCUM, IL 60056 UNIT 68 Screenshot of X: grudge holder: i just looked up how many blue checks there are and lmao (Image: "At least 891,693 users currently suscribe to X premium according to the data") (quoted tweet from NBC: "Experts estimate a total of 891,963 people have been reported missing in the last 24 hours") it's over (reply): but they're all still posting so much idk they seem fine grudge holder (reply): do they? Blue check account (reply): What a crazy world we live in bee meeter: you should not give your address out to an account that has existed for one day in my opinion (quote tweet from super paint sonic giving out his address to Grower's Groceries, who joined in December 2023) super paint sonic: i was worried about that too so i checked dw it's legit lol (image of DM between sps and growers groceries) Growing Games: we're giving out FREE Playstation 5s today. come on down to our store at 207 N Oakwood ST, Madisonville AZ (image of a 3DS on ground) Luigi 64 (reply): pick that up Screenshot of X timeline: grudge holder: those shady ads that keep coming up all belong to a company called Growing Graveyard. guess what else belongs to them now (image that says: "Growing Graveyard is an American provider of funeral services as well as cemetery property. It's founder, The Long Legged Mortician has stated that the goal of the company was to "Grow the biggest graveyard of all time" He had himself buried alive in the Growing Graves Cemetery to "Add to the numbers" Headquarters: 207 N Oakwood St, Madisonville AZ Founder: The Long Legged Mortician (???-2023) Subsidiaries: Growers Groceries, Growing Games, Pizza Huts, X") quest psx (reply): have we been sold again super paint sonic: the limo has arrived (sunglasses emoji) (image of hearse) bear and bird (reply): That is a hearse (heart emoji)
December 3, 2023 at 3:54 AM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
cool day over at twitter
Screenshot of a thread on Twitter from someone named "Trey - Birthday in 2 days!" with a Bluey avi. Every post has larger ratio of quote tweets and replies than likes. The thread has 7 posts. Post 1: im sorry but if you think spongebob is funny you have an annoying sense of humor Post 2: "omg a hit tweet" lol didn't expect what was easily my dumbest tweet to go off but ok Post 3: guess i hit a nerve (shrug emoji) spongebob dick riders out in full force tonight ig Post 4: ok y'all are getting boring so i'm muting this thread now have fun talking amongst yourselves (peace sign emoji) Post 5: btw this is why nobody gives a fuck about the sb fandom anymore. toxic bullshit like this is why i left in the first place Post 6: also hey hi hello its me again just want to say if you're sending me death threats because you don't understand satire: my little cousin knows how to doxx. do not fuck with me Post 7: I am at the dentist's. (picture of a lake is attached) Alt text for Images 2 and 3 will be in the replies because they exceed the character limit. Alt text for Images 2 and 3 will be in the replies because they exceed the character limit. Screenshot of Twitter TL: servsup: (quote tweet of "milkshakes lowkey taste better microwaved") BAHAHA of course the incels found my post (cry laugh emoji) enjoy your brainfreeze i guess (shrug emoji + crylaugh emoji) ranger danger: (reply to servsup) you need to leave your house immediately. set your milkshake down gently so you don't burn yourself and leave right now. you might be in danger servsup: (reply to ranger danger) shut the fuck up (two crylaugh emojis) servsup: (reply to self) I am at the dentist's. (picture of lake from screenshot 1 and 3, but now a giant hand is rising out of it) __ pics of vegeta: PSA: STOP FEEDING HIM. BE NICE TO EACH OTHER. DO NOT AGITATE ANY FANBASES. KEEP YOUR TAKES COLD AND YOUR INTERACTIONS PLEASANT OR YOU WILL SUMMON THE VERY, VERY TALL DENTIST. DO NOT DO THAT ____ ms sonic: i liked some of her songs but i don't really think taylor swift's music is for me personally :/ (this post has a huge ratio of 807M quote tweets)
June 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
the weirdest thing that happened to me 56 months ago was when when i got sent this counterfeit coupon
(A text message exchange. The number up top is blurred out.) Sender: (Image of a Pizza Hut coupon) Pizza time! Show this coupon to the cashier while checking out at your neighborhood Pizza Hut for a FREE 1 Topping Large Pizza. At participating location only! Receiver: idk if this is the number to text but i just showed this coupon to the cashier and they said they didn't recognize it. sender: at participating location only! Receiver: location? As in just one Pizza Hut? Sender: Yep! More of the text exchange: Sender: Yep! Receiver: Which location? Sender: (Sends an address, but it's blurred out) Receiver: Are you sure you sent me the right address? Sender: Yep! Receiver: then what the fuck is this Sender: pizza hut (text from a different cut off number) Sender: (sends a coupon) Burger time! Show this coupon to the cashier at your neighborhood McDonalds for a free quarter pounder! Yum! At participating location only. Receiver: which location Sender: (sends address, but it's blurred out) Receiver: that's the same address that other number sent me to. Sender: no it isn't Receiver: i'm not going Sender: please sender: please Receiver: no Sender: please (Text from Mom) mom: What time are you and your brother planning on coming by tonight? love you Receiver: idk i haven't talked to him but I'll probably get there around 6 or so. do you need me to pick anything up on the way? love you too mom: No, I'm just running to pick up dinner real quick before y'all get here. I got a great deal on some pizzas! Receiver: wait what deal Receiver: mom? mom: (sends coupon) Pizza time! Show this coupon to
June 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
does anyone have advice for being more assertive in situations like this?
Text exchange: Sender: Hey this is Jake from doordash I'm on my way Receiver: I didn't order anything from doordash Sender: I didn't say you did? Receiver: you're right i'm sorry Sender: No worries be there in 5 Sender: *picture of front door* Let me in
September 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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shenpai.gay
Because I'm funny I did release chapter 3 earlier, while gaslighting chat.

now on birdhavencomic.com :)
September 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
i made a new screenshot story here's the first minute

the other minutes are on youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfjT...
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM