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I got this for the first time in 2007 and it smelled like straight acetone (tasted fine)
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I got this for the first time in 2007 and it smelled like straight acetone (tasted fine)
perhaps it tracks because in Arash's dream scenario (Israel running Iran) the air will be thick with slurs directed at Iranians just trying to go about their business
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
perhaps it tracks because in Arash's dream scenario (Israel running Iran) the air will be thick with slurs directed at Iranians just trying to go about their business
knocking for studs
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
knocking for studs
and Llewelyn Moss, who was NOT dead,
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
and Llewelyn Moss, who was NOT dead,
thank god both the restrooms and the defibrillator are right behind him
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
thank god both the restrooms and the defibrillator are right behind him
this is the shamwow guy's dorian gray
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 AM
this is the shamwow guy's dorian gray
also Slobodan Praljak's last words, incidentally
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
also Slobodan Praljak's last words, incidentally
<person inventing this idiom 100-some-odd years ago> well "think" as a noun is positively BOUND to catch on, so
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
<person inventing this idiom 100-some-odd years ago> well "think" as a noun is positively BOUND to catch on, so
she already ate shit in Missouri!
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
she already ate shit in Missouri!
Bloom makin moves!!!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bloom makin moves!!!!!!
right in the name really. AIex Hern
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
right in the name really. AIex Hern
wasn't she ostensibly hired by Vanity Fair to do reporting, or something that passes for it, on an ongoing basis? like, what would her future there entail. she's a subject on payroll at this point
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
wasn't she ostensibly hired by Vanity Fair to do reporting, or something that passes for it, on an ongoing basis? like, what would her future there entail. she's a subject on payroll at this point
this is Jameis we're talking about, so the time is ripe for a game-sealing pick-six
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
this is Jameis we're talking about, so the time is ripe for a game-sealing pick-six
seems to be an egregious typo in the headline. "con" isn't even that close to "per"
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
seems to be an egregious typo in the headline. "con" isn't even that close to "per"
just finished Harald Voetmann's VISIONS AND TEMPTATIONS, which might cement him as the new king of Short Difficults
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
just finished Harald Voetmann's VISIONS AND TEMPTATIONS, which might cement him as the new king of Short Difficults
"you know, they're calling it the 'ASHtray fetish.' and a loTTA bad, perverted people are doin' it. but. if you think about it for a minute or two... maybe... it's not so bad, is it. not so bad."
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"you know, they're calling it the 'ASHtray fetish.' and a loTTA bad, perverted people are doin' it. but. if you think about it for a minute or two... maybe... it's not so bad, is it. not so bad."
the working title was "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" but the Hasbro brass chickened out
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the working title was "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" but the Hasbro brass chickened out