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He/Him • FL

ADHD afflicted former gifted kid, current dungeon master flameout
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#promosky for December! ☃️

I post irregular nonsense. Follow if that’s your thing!

Interests:
🎮 Pokémon
⛏️ Minecraft
🗡️ Elder Scrolls
🦖 Dinosaurs
💍 Lord of the Rings
🚀 Star Wars
🌿 Weed
🎨 Art
🎲 Baldur’s Gate 3
⛈️ Fortnite
👽 SciFi
☕ Coffee
🎧 Music
🍳 Cooking
🚗 Road trips
✍️ Writing

DMs open for yapping!
movie tiiiiiiiime woooooo
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Y’all my Pokemon GO shiny luck at work is insane! Anotha one… Shiny Bagon!
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
gf and I are going to see FNAF2 tonight!
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I love being in these work meetings muted with video off

Easy way to time travel 2 hrs forward on a Friday morning
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m here to watch Pluto Nash in 3D
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
La Chona stuck in my head bruh 🔥
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
At least I get to go keyboard shopping
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Everyone say a prayer for my keyboard…

I mayyyyyyy have accidentally knocked a Sprite Zero can over and now my ‘M,.?’ And ‘enter’ keys don’t work.

I have a shitty one for backup so I’m not too-too sad.
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
All the Diet Dr Pepper is sold out in the work vending machine!!! Noooooo

Who could’ve done such a thing??! (Me)
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
we have someone at my job who is super kind and respectful, but their damn volume knob on their voice is stuck at 11
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants giving a thumbs up sign
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December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
50 body weight squats in the kitchen before I let myself eat dinner. Quads feel like they’re gonna snap off, but I missed this burn

Dinner is absolutely fire too btw!!! Rigatoni with meat sauce
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Shiny Panpour!!!

Why are there so many shiny Pokemon near me at work?! W
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Audacity of the professor who hasn’t put in grades since SEPTEMBER to ask me to fill out his evaluation

Hey bud, already did. I told them you’re a hack
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Spotify Wrapped called me old
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Buenos días mooties :)

I hope everyone has a great day!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fuck, I told Tim I’d show him at most 20-25 TikToks from the past two weeks or so

But I have to pick from HUNDREDS 😭 this is gonna be hard to do
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
gf’s grandma bought me a cologne and it smells so good!
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My usual gaming buddy gets back from break today and I finally get to give him a tour of the Minecraft realm!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No internet at work, why am I even here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
need a bandeja paisa bruhhhh

it’s all I can think about rn
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just hatched and then caught two shinies in Pokemon GO!!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“CALL OF THE DEEP”

I can see why many men
Have gone out, lost at sea
The wind and waves are churning,
Yet they’re calling out to me

It’s hard enough to stay on board,
And harder, still, on land
But heaven forbid I take the leap
And forgo a helping hand…
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hope everyone is having a great Dec 1st!

I’m currently spiraling because I could’ve sworn it was May like last week.
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#promosky for December! ☃️

I post irregular nonsense. Follow if that’s your thing!

Interests:
🎮 Pokémon
⛏️ Minecraft
🗡️ Elder Scrolls
🦖 Dinosaurs
💍 Lord of the Rings
🚀 Star Wars
🌿 Weed
🎨 Art
🎲 Baldur’s Gate 3
⛈️ Fortnite
👽 SciFi
☕ Coffee
🎧 Music
🍳 Cooking
🚗 Road trips
✍️ Writing

DMs open for yapping!
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
NOOOOOOOO

I played Minecraft too long and missed the Fortnite event 😭
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM