Your flawed friend, Noel
@noelrmayer.bsky.social
I bitch a lot about sports and cunty people.
Artist for peace who does his best and awaits his punishment. ✡
Artist for peace who does his best and awaits his punishment. ✡
Just read this in a Tinder bio and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
'Those who have a heart the eyes are the mirror of the soul'
'Those who have a heart the eyes are the mirror of the soul'
a man in a suit speaking into a microphone with the words deep thoughts below him
ALT: a man in a suit speaking into a microphone with the words deep thoughts below him
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just read this in a Tinder bio and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
'Those who have a heart the eyes are the mirror of the soul'
'Those who have a heart the eyes are the mirror of the soul'
Fucking #Whamageddon got me at 9:48pm on the 24th. AT MY LOCAL! I'll start slapping the bartender till *I* pass out.
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Fucking #Whamageddon got me at 9:48pm on the 24th. AT MY LOCAL! I'll start slapping the bartender till *I* pass out.
Jake Paul is the Carlos Kaiser of boxing.
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Jake Paul is the Carlos Kaiser of boxing.
Fucking weird that, Netflix not yet buffering. Guess we're waiting for 'FIGHT!'
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Fucking weird that, Netflix not yet buffering. Guess we're waiting for 'FIGHT!'
Stop singing. Stop singing now.
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stop singing. Stop singing now.
His mum could've swallowed or his dad could've pulled out, but noooo... Fucking paedo cunt's gonna get away with this shit too, isn't he? Jesus H. F. Christ, America, DO SOMETHING.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
His mum could've swallowed or his dad could've pulled out, but noooo... Fucking paedo cunt's gonna get away with this shit too, isn't he? Jesus H. F. Christ, America, DO SOMETHING.
We're almost there.
Thousands March in Budapest Demanding Orbán Resign Over Abuse Scandal
ground.news/article/thou...
#Hungary #MundusSineCaesaribus
Thousands March in Budapest Demanding Orbán Resign Over Abuse Scandal
ground.news/article/thou...
#Hungary #MundusSineCaesaribus
Thousands March in Budapest Demanding Orbán Resign Over Abuse Scandal
Tens of thousands of Hungarians marched through Budapest on Saturday demanding Prime Minister Viktor Orbán's resignation over widespread child abuse at state-run juvenile facilities, with opposition l...
ground.news
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We're almost there.
Thousands March in Budapest Demanding Orbán Resign Over Abuse Scandal
ground.news/article/thou...
#Hungary #MundusSineCaesaribus
Thousands March in Budapest Demanding Orbán Resign Over Abuse Scandal
ground.news/article/thou...
#Hungary #MundusSineCaesaribus
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just get the cunt a sparkly white golf glove. It worked for the other paedo.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just get the cunt a sparkly white golf glove. It worked for the other paedo.
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Aaaaaand just like that, my will to live is sorta back.
One day at a time.
I hope the fuck-knuckles of this fanbase remember this game in June when they're talking about Mika not having a 247,000-point season.
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
One day at a time.
I hope the fuck-knuckles of this fanbase remember this game in June when they're talking about Mika not having a 247,000-point season.
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Aaaaaand just like that, my will to live is sorta back.
One day at a time.
I hope the fuck-knuckles of this fanbase remember this game in June when they're talking about Mika not having a 247,000-point season.
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
One day at a time.
I hope the fuck-knuckles of this fanbase remember this game in June when they're talking about Mika not having a 247,000-point season.
#NYR #LGR #NoQuitInNY
Explain this, atheists!
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Explain this, atheists!
Just saw a recipe (for my nonexistent gen z readers: a FOOD HACK) that called for 17 ounces of potatoes and somehow that measurement was one of the most disgusting things I've ever come across the internet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just saw a recipe (for my nonexistent gen z readers: a FOOD HACK) that called for 17 ounces of potatoes and somehow that measurement was one of the most disgusting things I've ever come across the internet.
There's something poetically ironic about this weekend being in fucking Vegas, me betting on red AND black, and still losing.
Can the season please be over?
#F1
Can the season please be over?
#F1
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There's something poetically ironic about this weekend being in fucking Vegas, me betting on red AND black, and still losing.
Can the season please be over?
#F1
Can the season please be over?
#F1
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Don't even mention the red flag, DC! This is fun! #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Don't even mention the red flag, DC! This is fun! #F1 #LasVegasGP
