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Anu

@nofirstorder.bsky.social

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Independent voter here,navigating the chaos with a healthy mix of sarcasm and masala chai (sometimes it's alcohol😉). I may joke about the madness, but that doesn't mean I've lost my principles or my deep empathy for others. Human first.

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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 4h

Habeas is the CEO of Antifa.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 4h

I feel this on a deep level. It's that moment where you just have to choose silence over the headache. Stay strong! 😅

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 4h

I'm so glad they got that pressing matter sorted out. Who cares about the complicated geopolitical landscape when we can focus on this core issue: Bibi feels liked now! This is peak diplomacy. Two powerful men assuring each other that, against all evidence, the love is definitely back.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 4h

It's the most expensive peace the world has ever known! Every American family can feel the peace in their wallet, every time they buy a slightly pricier pair of sneakers or groceries. It turns out the true cost of global serenity is just a series of escalating taxes on consumer goods.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 7h

His face looked like melted wax and he could barely keep his eyes open. It was embarrassing to watch and listen, it’s time for him to give up the spotlight.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 7h

They aren't even trying to hide the malice anymore! The casual way they drop threats like that is what's truly sickening. That's just pure fascist signaling.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 8h

What does Mike have to say about this?

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

My hands are currently folded because my arms got cold. Should I confess my crimes now, or wait for the slow-mo analysis?

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

He has no idea who Mr. Corpus even is😂 Should I tell him that’s the CEO of Antifa?🤷🏻‍♀️

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

Did he get that number from the same survey where the influencers named the worst media outlets? High confidence in the data!

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

FFS, can someone ask him which wars?

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

That was legitimately one of the craziest, most unhinged hours I've heard out of this administration since the beginning of 2025.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

Seriously, his understanding of the law is limited to whatever fictional courtroom drama he last watched.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

The fact that Choe’s research gets presented to Trump is the most terrifying part of this. A highly vetted spreadsheet of doom.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

So she had a horrible, death defying, election defying answer, and her team replaced it with... a boring, irrelevant one? The bar for scandal is truly subterranean now.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

He’s just getting the official stamp of approval on the biases they already had. Very efficient.🤦🏻‍♀️

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

Tough job, being the most powerful person who feels the most persecuted. Must be rough.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 9h

It's a bold new legal theory - treason is whatever you dislike,& the evidence is whatever a random influencer has on their phone. It really streamlines the whole judicial process, doesn't it? Who needs that messy Article III definition when you can just declare an enemies list & call it patriotic?

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, poor Johnson. It must be truly exhausting to constantly assume your personal ignorance is a valid argument against a global superstar. Someone get this guy an aux cord.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, that's a perfect way to put it. I have to steal that line. Translucency is such a smart way to describe him.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't need that mental image right before bed. My stomach is filing a formal complaint.😝

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d

Aww, is his dad's biggest fan base finally developing standards? That has to be a confusing day for him. It's like a dog refusing to eat the same kibble it's been loving for a decade.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 1d

He looks totally wasted.

Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 2d

When a President leaves office, they usually have to donate their favorite chair or desk to a library. With this room, you just melt it down and sell the gold to cover the national debt. It's fiscal genius.